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Show Cause of Effusive Gratitude. "Well, thank the Lord, I never spent five or six of the best years of my life foolln'. round no college," ssilj tho money-wealthy .man. "Might I understand you," said the thoughtful-looking listener, "to thank the Lord for your Ignorance?" "You may put it that way If It suits you any better," snapped the money-weulthy money-weulthy num. " "Then," said the thouglitful-toohmg listener, "Thanksgiving day ought to liist at least a week at your house." Farm Life. |