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Show Did It Ever Occur to You That coming events cast their shadows before them. No event in the whole year cast a longer shadow than Christmas, that's because there is a general effort to make one's friends happy. That people who have not much to do keep the devil busy. That parties who place ashes in a cardboard box for the garbage gar-bage man forget how the ashes walk. Get a garbage can and be can be strewn all over the side-up side-up to date. That being fit for the best society enables one to keep out of it That its up to a married man at Christmas time to be a husband, hus-band, not merely an ex-bachelor. That when a man talks about himself, he has nothing much to talk about. That if a person is foolish they are usually happy. That the spiritual slacker is the fellow who wants the Lord to do the blessing while he does the cussing. That a complaint has been made that the movie kiss is not true to life. That Solomon is quoted to have said, "A fool's mouth is hi" destruction," which we must admit ad-mit has not changed any since Solomon's time. That pessimists suffer a lot from calamites that never happen. hap-pen. That Christmas luxuries will get more people into debt than necessities. That the sad thing about Free Speech is that so many men seem to think the freer the louder it should be. That when it comes to the holidays there is more joy in anticipation an-ticipation than in recuperation. That it has been quoted every time one mentions Henry Ford's name he is advertised or as you might put it "Everything he touches turns to tin." That Thanksgiving turkey must have been a dandy, when the guy demanded a $10.50 turkey tur-key instead of a 10 and one half pound bird. That when all the profiteers are adequately punished then the war will be over . That some people are good at giving advice but they fail to use the same tactics as they advise you to make. . That few men have ever made a success of polygamy. That the quiet wedding may be the calm before the storm." That your friend will remem ber you 62 times in a year if you come in and place his name on our subscription files. That at this season of the year we think of our friends and plan to show our appreciation of them. As we do so we are im-nressed im-nressed with the truth of Franklin's Frank-lin's saying, "Rich, indeed, is the man who has many friends." That now is the time for you to get your personal Christmas and New Year Greeting. Bring in this office at the Bourgard Building the greeting you wish placed on your cards. Ask for Mri,Gust the Printer with tact. That from the way Steve Ma-honey, Ma-honey, the "Around the Town" man 0f the Salt Lake Telegram writes we imagine he can't be "OT1!??1 with Prohibition chipf, Schweitzer. -That John Perrin, federal re- serve agent of San Francisco says, Savings accounts in the Salt Lake Banks at the close of business on October 31st. amounted to, roughly speaking to represent more than $2,000 for every person living in Salt Lake City. What labout the people of Bingham? |