Show t 0 New York Newsboy The Germans knew that we were working on the atomic bomb They even planted a spy at Oak OakRidge Ridge He was captured although although although al al- al- al though this has not been announced The original plan was to drop atomic bombs over Japan When the scientists learned of it it- it they protested to the army The army replied You go back and take care of your test tubes well we'll run the war 1 Uranium is now obsolete in the production of atomic bombs Lead it appears works just as well The U. U S S. S knows that tat the Russians Russians Rus Rus- have the process and we also know they are employing lead inthe in inthe inthe the manufacture James Lee in his colm The Main Stem reports A daughter was born recently to Gloria DeHaven DeHaven DeHaven De- De Haven and that must have made Walter Winchell feel a little older In the first column he ever wrote he announced the birth of Gloria herself Not older James just balder Chester Bowles OP Administrator tor has promised Mr Truman that he will stay in that job until June He will resign to run for Gov of Conn The Presidents President's next Page One picnic with Congress will be a panic He will oppose any tax relief for corporations this year Then he will amend that to deny any tax concessions to corporations that defy the In other words they wont won't be permitted to strike themselves themselves themselves them them- selves into the lower tax brackets for rebate reasons The President President President dent is mulling three methods of fighting the reluctant steel industry which he claims is trying to ruin the U. U S. S so that a handful can rule Truman is asking the Justice Dept to see if they can be prosecuted prosecuted prosecuted prose prose- via the trust anti-trust act wage hour law or for violation of income tax statutes because they wont won't show their books Routine negligence is given as the alleged reason for the meat packing strike which could have been avert avert- ed Both sides wanted Labor Secy to intervene But his telegram to Chicago for a Washington confab arrived an hour too late knew the score for a week before the strike date was set 0 O My Aching Pres Truman's next report to the people will make his last one sound like a peep He will name names tying up Southern with despite warnings from Bob Hannegan that its it's bad politics Labor Sec now advertises himself to friends as the unhappiest man in Washington Jan Valtin author of Out of the Night is one of three men denied citizenship while serving in the U. U S. S army He blames reds in inthe inthe inthe the State Dept Newsmen are going nuts over the name Charles CharlesE E. E Wilson One is boss of Gen Electric the Electric the other is boss at Gen Motors Gen Confusion etc The Funnies Fred Storm who covered at Albany and andin andin andin in Washington for United Press was aboard the Massachusetts when the French Jean Barte opened fire The first salvo bracketed the Massachusetts That is those big shells threw geysers up to port and clearly indicating to all navy men that the next salvo would be coming aboard the American ship Vice Admiral Thomas Carlyle Carlyle Carlyle Car- Car lyle Giffen turned to Storm and said Freddie you like the ladies ladles dont don't you Big Fred no little worried about being killed stammered Just remember said the Skipper Skipper Skipper Skip Skip- per when we get to the Pearly Gates Gates' I am pulling rank on you I get first date with Helen of Troy Troyl Sounds in the Night At Theodores Theodore's Theodore's Theodores Theo Theo- Theodores Theodore's dores dore's A bachelor bachelor- is a guy who never makes the same mistake once In Madrid Havana-Madrid If it wasn't for her Adams Adam's apple she wouldn't have any figger at all In the Park Central Lounge He hangs onto his dough like it was still worth something At the Singapore Its one of those exclusive spots where nobody's allowed allowed allowed al al- al- al lowed in hi In the Cub Room You know a lotta people think hes he's a heel You mean a lot of you heels think hes he's a heel hee In the Stork While they vilified his friend friend he he sat there quiet as a rat Ann Todd in the flicker rucker The Veil Quotation Marksmanship I Wilson Vilson Mizner A man bigger than you are is never a liar He is mistaken Harry Cool She gave a very Elise J Jerard erard She sat on her emotions like a suit suitcase suitcase suitcase case that was too full but had to be kept shut Vicki Baum A good cry is like sending your heart to the laundry and getting it back clean Anon Will power is the ability to eat one salted peanut Marion Hutton That country merely merely merely mere mere- ly wants its |