Show BRISBANE THIS WEEK New Italian Baby Boby By Permission of Unions Some Things We Do Well Throwing Out Kings Italy expects expects' a new heir to the throne in January If it is a boy and lives and nothing nothing nothing noth noth- ing happens to prevent it will ss succeed in time I its t S grandfather S the present King 4 What rate rat e 1 Lloyds would S. S charge to guarantee guarantee guarantee guar guar- antee the succession succession sion is uncertain Mussolini's rise from f fro r o m extreme socia socialism ism the S trenches and the S S hospital main- main Arthur Brisbane tamed the House of ot Savoy in nomInal nominal nominal nom nom- inal power After Mussolini what Is one of many European questions I Mr Hull Secretary of State sailed ailed for South America six hours late to help bring peace to the world or at least help set a good example on these two continents He left a pier picketed double the strike tied up his ship which had to bring six striking non-striking seamen seamen seamen sea sea- men out to the secretary's boat waiting patiently near the Statue of Liberty After peace is brought to the world the next step will be to I bring peace to United States in in- You may read some day The House Senate and Supreme Court could not meet the President President President dent has moved over to th the New Willard the Amalgamated Order of Furnace Tenders let all the fires go out while in sympathy the Electric union turned off all lights and the elevator men said sympathetically No elevators There must be for public necessities necessities necessities ne ne- ne- ne including shipping that carries passengers and mails some better plan than the strike plan and one that would be just to work work- ers This country makes some things better than any other country country auto auto automobiles mobiles and moving pictures for instance instance and and Englishmen know it Th 1 C L SA i VUI v v. U 1 JACO- JACO Ident of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Metro left shares of Loew moving picture picture pic plc- ture stock As soon as the large block was offered for sale Englishmen English English- men bought it all by transAtlantic transAtlantic transAtlantic trans At lantic telephone for about Nicholas Schenck head of Loews Loew's I Ian and its biggest stockholder missed an opportunity and knows it Everybody Everybody Everybody Every Every- body across the ocean knows that this country is one NOT to be sold short regardless of passing troubles It is said the royal tombs reserved reserved reserved re re- re- re served for Spanish kings have been violated some or all aU of the bodies thrown out It would be a pity to offer insult to what remains of the truly great King afraid of mice and spiders but not of any man man man- Charles the Fifth Fifth if if he also was entombed in the Escurial Pantheon Of the others many would be bemore bemore bemore more useful as fertilizer on some sone Spanish field than they ever were on the Spanish throne and it is not necessary to weep over them London with the biggest floating fleet on earth is striving to humanize human ize submarine warfare That is like trying to humanize rat poison Look at Spain and you see what will happen in the next war var everybody will kill as many manyas as he can as brutally as possible I you remember the Lusitania I The biggest crowd seen in Washington Wash Wash- ington greeted the President on his triumphant return to Washington the White House and his job For eleven days he will see only executive executive executive tive assistants and rewind the big machine Those willing to serve their country for a consideration or ortell ortell ortell tell the President free of charge how it could be run better must wait probably until his return from the trip to South America Voltaire's learned Dr was wrong it is not true that all allis allis allis is for the best in the best possible of worlds In spite of all aU our wealth and prosperity prosperity prosperity pros pros- more mothers die in childbirth childbirth childbirth child child- birth in this country than in any other civilized country in the world You know that better conditions are needed in America when you see photographs of the wretched two-room two log cabin in the swamp bottomlands where Mrs James Bridges gave birth to quadruplets According to Science Service if I whisky is subjected for seven hours to intense sound vibrations which means a loud noise the seven noisy hours will age the whisky as much as four years in the wood I Think what noise can do to the delicate nervous system of the hu human human hu- hu I hu-I man being if in seven hours it can add four years to the age of raw I whisk whisky Mussolini's order forbidding automobile automobile automobile au au- au- au I dr drivers ers to blow their horns in Rome Use your eyes and your intelligence instead of your horns should be copied widely 0 Kins I Features l Syndicate Ino Inc N U Seno J |