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Show .... Did It Ever Occur to You That the Andy Gump hairbrush hair-brush has been seen in camp this week. That a person with a depraved deprav-ed mind is a poor companion for man. That , getting a good reputation reputa-tion is one thing but living up to it is another. That all the physical exercise some men get is patting themselves them-selves on the back. That some fat men tremble every time they see a pair of scales. That a man, a mere man, can never understand why a woman needs a new hat, so there is no use in trying to make him. That we would like to know how many marks it takes to buy a stein of beer. That amongst a number of pen-twists last week we only gave Mr. Adderly credit for being be-ing in the good Old Reliable 20 years, when he has . been here over twenty-five years. Moet him at the Bingham Mecr. and ask him about it. That in many cases it doesn't matter which one gets the divorce. di-vorce. That it is the pursuit of happiness hap-piness and not depravity that makes a man happy. That there is this about human hu-man nature, we cannot get along without it and its rather hard to get along with it. That there will be disappointment disappoint-ment when the Bok peace prize is awarded every contributor will have an idea his article wa. superior to the winner's. That Andy Gump has a number num-ber of sympathizers this Christ mas. That because they know how it feels to be that way the poor are good to the poor. i That Doctor Cook says he is broke for once he is telling the truth. That it is said in the South Sea Islands the neighboring women arranges all marriages there are a number of them in this country would like to have the same privilege. That merchants who have been in business for a number of years should be in a position to know the best advertising medium, yet they fail to take advantage of the opportunity. That Henry won't be a candidate can-didate ior President if he can't get the nomination. That in business and industry indus-try it's the man who makes the job, not the job the man. That a little ripple of laughter laugh-ter is worth a whole Hood of tears. That it is said a sucker is born every minute and some of them are bound to live. That Tvev. Elmer Goshen at the Pantages on Sunday mornings morn-ings drive's everything home but the audience. That the glad spirit is already abroad fewer husbands are being be-ing shot at. That we should be thankful that banana songs don't come in bunches. |