Show r A MERE aan REBELS OIN COOIL ERk let s go back to the horse and buggy days and quit this tomfool ery go back to when a feller teller could line his innards with good old solid stuff and not the wind pudding now on our plates this one man revolt all comes a bo it on the matter of food our tore fore daddies w waxed axed strong n tit fit on good old substantial fodder that nestled up agin a man mans s breastbone and staged there ahing him cour age and hiccups cups but now we their unworthy descendants must eat elt vitamins whatever they are maybe something like a shrimp or a gras er s hindlea but bet not as bastey all this comes about by the writ er going to a bridge club the other ni night ht and when it came time to hang hang on the nose bag the hostesses hoste aes ses so sweetly said now this is rich in vi timins but those of you who like to co colant lunt your can w auz uz ale with this set up goldart Gol darn I 1 got to counting them pesky and ran em to and not a bite ett exhaust ed and when ye scribe laid down for a I 1 embrace by all he could see was Kaloa reeze jump ing over verbal do dont nt don t you consume so many calories T will make iou they kept coming and kept jumping until in a coma ye ed passed out frazzled next day and no pen ever dragged over weary lin es like his n I 1 nice truck vitamins and beeze are to teed feed a big he man who uras Aras daily with a stubborn ad ejective or going the full 15 rounds in a verbal tilt one slim young frail nibbled at a twist 0 lettuce leaf with a small snowbank blown alongside and vowed she had a plenty not tor for us we want a snug snuggling glin devotedly to a slab 0 0 good old bacon and three cups of black coffee none of this wind pudding and whipped hipped vi gewgaws for a hard wolken brave in crescendo baabe bay be this one man levolt will grow into i a nation wide campaign tor for the good old grab and gobble das and none of your dainty peck ings at nothings nutt sed |