Show an oil about aou t semi nude fashions MONICA CALIF SANTA clothes may not make the inan but leaving them off c certainly er makes him foolish and that khat goes double for the women whence arises the present day delusion that going about dressed at t half mast en chances the attractiveness of the average adult our dur forbears of the victorian era wore loo much for health 4 or happiness 0 r but isn t it worse to off offend end the eye all through the lingering sum by not wearing enough to cover up the blotches t the h e irvin S cobb blemishes the bulges ind and the bloats that come with ma durity sun baths should be taken on a doctor s prescription not at the torner of first and main women old enough to know bet ter are the worst offenders seems like if only they d stop to con lider older that the snail which is naked would lose in any beauty contest against the butterfly which wears 01 the regalia the traffic will stand I 1 but even though it s for their own rood you cant can t tell em if some f body ody started the fad of going at the game while practically nude inside of two weeks mumble peg would be the national pastime un til III somebody else thought up a game to be played by folks without a stitch on or anyhow lust just a stitch bere and there 0 doctoring movie scripts USUALLY they lay these yarns on mr sam goldwyn who thrives upon them and goes right on turning out successes his motto being what s grammar as between friends so long as the box office shows results but for a change this one is ascribed to an ether other producer who proudly de I 1 sc cibes ibes himself as a self made man I 1 which according to his critics is relieving the creator of a consider able responsibility and putting the blame where the blame belongs ahey also say no self made man should stop with the job ob only partly finished but then hollywood is full of parties trying to push humpty I 1 off the wall As the tale runs this gentleman entered the conference chamber at his studio and as with a kingly gesture he laid down a fat sheaf of typewritten pages said to the assembled intellects of his staff I 1 in all my experience in the picture business this is what you might call unique here is absolutely Bol sol pos stiffly the only script I 1 have ever read in my entire life I 1 tell you that before we start altering it 0 strikes versus wars dwar DID ID you ever notice how like a war is a strike the operator and his operatives are the shock troops that suffer the heaviest casualties the owner risks i his ills profits and perhaps his market and sometimes his plant the worker gives up his wages frequently his job ob occasionally his life stockholders see dividends vanishing and investments shrinking citizens see their communities disrupted women and children go on short rations many a time go actually hungry for as in a war the ole innocent non combatants noncombatants bear most grievous burdens those who really garner gamer in the spoils professional agitators finan cial buzzards eager to seize on bankrupted industries lawyers with their writs and their injunctions imported thugs masquerading for one side or the other as honest pec hanics these might be likened to stay at home diplomats and profit aers and hired mercenaries who induce friendly nations to turn enemies so they may gain their own selfish ends after its it s over we realize that almost any strike might have been averted had common sense and common justice ruled rather than greed and entrenched stubbornness and fomented hate and the same is t true a of almost any war for every pa real I 1 benefit to humanity came out of peace and arbitration not out of battle and destruction and here s the final parallel ul innately ti the supposed victor finds himself the actual loser tell me which army won any great strike or any great war and I 1 R tell you who won the san francisco fire and the galveston flood IRVINS IRVIN S COBB C service |