Show NO NO ahl NU THE CHRONICLE STAFF DE THE FACT 4 1 we believe that we are establishing 4 a record with this issue of the f chronicle tor for lack of n news e w s and head t lines and if there is a prize given t tor for flat urea tires or duds we claim it 4 nothing has happened worth men lion and nothing worth mentioning has hap nobody seems to care a rap whether the town lates except our three subscribers i and one of them the talkative one says the chronicle staff will be tore fore ed to find solace in fishing or giving you dope on maya writings i we hate to put out such a poor paper especially when we are i ing tor for new subscribers by our ads in the paper but happenings simply wont happen our postal permit demands that we get a paper out each week regardless of whether fishing Is good or new discoveries found in maya writings and the postmaster says he likes to see it go through his office governor blood remarked to the writer one time that we had a very excellent paper the only criticism offered to us by aromi nent men was that we didn dian t belong to the right lical party and really we should go to vermont or to h indian uprising held rack back maa tell of there was an indian uprising this week chief Satchel pants kayo ing two Ban bannocks trouble had been ex pecked but owing to the prominence of the parties following our policy of silence when harm would result we wont mention it and glyph of stela UP a at it in chichen itza has been in to read advertise in the chronicle keep your clerks awake it pays this tact fact we also will soft pedal from modesty though we could add mightily to it now please bear with us this column not that we will say a word that Is worth while but we are tilling filling a very tine fine position on the front page that ought to ibe be plastered with a murder capture of a crim inal somebody dys s leg busted or head a swimming pool for delta a new road from somewhere t shorter and better an underpass an uppercut gory corpses dotting the greensward and a shower of confetti and roses on the staff of the chronicle anything to bring the town out of its lethargy lack of cooperation the fault were we re wilin to do our part its it a lack of cooperation on the part of 0 the public nobody this week has killed anybody worth mentioning noti not a soul has fallen and broken a leg or socked a guy that needed it in the smacker they simply didn dian t do it how can we run a peppy paper without the very cooperation that makes it snappy we ask you do your part and note the imme diate improvement we re tired of chasing news to find none happen ing just when we expected to wear our pencil down to a nub a super nub a coll osal nub there gasn wasn t anything to write about the fish ing Is lousy indians are quiet and the tommy hawk burled buried even the maya are silent no cooperation any where along the line now that you ve read this tar far you might just as well go to the finish we ard only killing time waiting for 3 0 clock sowe can slap this in the post postoffice office tice and forget news papering lack of cooperation while we angle tor for speckled mayas or interpret a shingling shi nging golden gleaming native trout and next week we expect cooperation do something commit 4 a crime anything that s news we promise to print it next week oh and by the way while we were re at it ou on might look at your date line and pay up three dollars tor for two years before august I 1 oth then we can get out a garnished and interesting te sheet A the only difference between this and tripe Is that tripe is tough well this will about fill the space space we are lacking we hope you j don t mind we t enjoy writ ing any more than you enjoy reading it we we really hope that what we said about operation cooperation co Is pertinent fact and brings try lt it k |