Show THE ARACI IkID ROMEO AAD AND JULIET A ditt of I 1 love oi e and romance in the Cb chronicle ronicle office with mith a tragic ending marion killpack brought juliet in demure lassie clad in black with a gorgeous bodice in scarlet pretty of 0 age lust just blooming into a young womanhood with marks of the school girl about her dress and person borneo romeo came of his own accord tor for never was a jill without her jack I 1 put juliet into a wid mouthed short fruit jar thinking I 1 d study her at leisure she didn dian t like her pris on cell and tried hard to mount its barrier always ending in failure but I 1 noticed on an the second day that she was nearer the top building her tiny web as tar far up as long feelers could throw the gooey strands the next morning how did juliet tell this wandering ewain swain that she a forlorn maiden lonesome wasting for embraces was cast into a tower and locked her charms wasting in our olifee faber sayo witia t big moths it Is effluvia a uny piny spider may cast off the effluvia W app or she may have radioed radio ed it by other means which we big brutes that wv w are wot not of anyway romeo came T was wlas dark as midnight tolled the hour of twelve sentries asleep the lass and lad alone to their tryst romeo didn dian t tell me how he got into athe ne jar but dollars to dough nut up here is how the deed was done he couldn coulden t climb up the outside it R was slick glass so that wily little chap clambered up high above milady s head and let down a rope of finest silk Is he mathematician Is be he a surveyor 9 what are his im its for after trials he found the exact spot above from which on his rope of silk he could lower himself to his lady love s arms and he slid in tact fact this fellow riz to hie his opportunity tor for he dumb clumb down th rope to hia gal no ladders to squeak a give away faber says the watchful swain eagerly waits wafts minutes more min 1 utes agitated scared seared pink tor for a sign ol 01 belcome welcome from the fair ad vances beats a hasty retreat nurses his courage and finally at a signal too delicate for us to ap praise the lady sas hello hand some and he says ah ali there boo ticul now this isn t a lot of silly trash it a fact how could a spider climb up the outside of a glass house a hundred times higher than he hea no he be let himself down from above I 1 talked with leland callister survey or but lee says nobody stole his transit that night so fhe the enamored wain swain who would a wooing go has hie his own set of logarithms his own oun hia his own transit he surveyed around that gal jotted it down in his field notes aid ai d then went up and dropped down an ab edissa an azimuth a whatever you call it murmuring in his ardor III get you try one time two times three times four after that try some more the next morning I 1 found romeo deader than a door nail a leg pulled oft off and eaten and the lady love smacking emack ing those cannibal cannibalistic listic chops smirking and dolling up her best bib n tucker re arranging rearranging her back hair for no longer was she a school girl but a matron and a layout kit must be prepared tor for the blessed e vent and now must she take oft off those patches of brilliant scarlet on her back and dress as a married spider matron and expectant moth er should where shakespeare provides a bal cony and a climb UP on the part of romeo nature a la Is spider does it by a rope from above just like the bed bug araps onto your best coverlet from the ceiling horrors what wont that linotype blat out it if you don t watch it well anyway it takes some sur beying skill and lots of letting down and re winding rewinding back again of silken cord to hit from above a small hot tel top V true to form this arachnid ju liet ett her lover poetize that gul durn yet ye this fair Jool iett her man she ett now that 11 do for major bowes hama cheur our plau aits mistiest Mi juliet will be kept in her bottle and we will await develop ments and see if two or three weeks later bring the egg bag and a brood 0 young uns |