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Show PROBABLY DIDN'T GET L0AM: Would-Be Borrower Freed Hla Mind, but Remark Poured No Oil on Troubled Waters. The story Is told of t banker wh ... . suffered the loss of one eye rod had " a glass substitute n.ade. The glassy eye was wonderfully fashioned, so much so that Its wearer was satis-! fled no one could tell It from a rea organ. A day or so after he begai wearing it, a customer of the feanl sought a loan, but the banker wn not quite satisfied with the colla eral. After much persuasion from tt would-be borrower, the banker said "I will make you a sporting pre onltlon. If yon ran tell whlcb ef n eyes la glass, 1 wIH make you r loan." , ; "That's easy," replied the ctb. "It's your left eye." "Flow do you know?" asked banker. "It la ;he more sympathetic of t two," responded the borrower. W Street Journal. ,s |