Show of UM BELIEVE IT OR NOT A dear old lady was ras shocked at the lurid language of two electro clans who were working in her house and complained to the cm C m pany in due course the two tro men were sent for and asked for an ex iv atell ell sir said one it warlike ti Is I 1 R was as up the ladder and I 1 let the hot lead fall on rill bill it went down his neck and gill bill he said to me yo i really w u ill have to be more t c ireful tack and he got away with it lour confounded hair restorer has made my hair come out more than ever growled the customer ah ali nou ov must hive have put too much on sir I 1 I 1 the quick witted barber made the hair come all the ma ft a out instead of only halfway NO HURRY Z I 1 could teach you to swim in three lessons put rut I 1 don dont t want rant to learn that fast ivere ere going to be here for a couple of months contract casualty two men were getting ready for ad a d p in a swimming pool your shins are in pretty bad shape remarked one hockey players 1 oh no was the reply I 1 just led back my wife cifes s weak suit even up dorothy it must be quite three years since I 1 saw you last I 1 hardly knew you you have aged so sol I 1 doreen well I 1 wouldn t have known you either except for that dress evidence mother jane do you know if johnny has come home from school yet jane I 1 think so I 1 haven t seen h m but the cat Is hiding under the stove o 0 7 rl just a vacuum frosh knocking at seniors door you told me to call you in time for your first class but I 1 d t wal e up myself its ten 0 clock now your class Is over and you can sleep as long as you want just practicing but IN lie e been told that you have proposed iro posed to three other girls hilte rec recently antly said the maid oh mere rehearsals in view of proposing to you dear said the man hopeless case blinks I 1 hear jims gone plumb goocey jinks yes the poor chaps mind has become as unbalanced as the na lional budget cincinnati enquirer maybe so fred mother vother was there hair oil in this old bottle mother why no that was glue fred maybe that s why I 1 can t get my hat off tears not in order my husband has run off with an other R omen oh I 1 just c cant can t con arol myself I 1 you t try dearie dearle you 11 feel better after a good laugh easily satisfied Satu fied but I 1 couldn coulden t give you enough work rork to keep you occupied missus be surprised wot a little it takes to keep me mccu pled sydney bulletin LIKE SOME VOTERS what Is your idea of disinterest ed patriotism A brass band answered senator sorghum it will play with equal Q enthusiasm for any kind of a iott leal ical procession that manages to get the right of way ray Overt tudy A man must be a student all his days to hold a position like yours 1 remarked the admiring constituent that Is very true answered sena tor for sorghum and I 1 le ke a student I 1 get so weary of hard lessons that I 1 am going to organize a movement to it include a coorts page in the con gressional gress lonal record washington tt 1 1 T star 4 his hi idea t t sunday school teacher why was 4 it that david said he would rather 41 be i I 1 doorkeeper in the house of the lord t bright boy so he could go out f side if he dlan didn t ike 1 be the sermon t t rath pathfinder finder magazine f unutterable emotion now then what should a polite t i v little boy say to a lady who has L T given him a cent for carrying her 1 ai J grip tt I 1 in too polite to say it madam boston transcript dining to discord fi society said miss cayenne re minds me of a minstrel show S where they say gentlemen be seated s les es only they say ladles ladies be seated I 1 and then the music i starts 1 I 1 killed off sarcastic boss so you want to I 1 r 1 get off this afternoon I 1 suppose your grandmother Is dead 1 office kid naw she ain aln t but that gag of your Is a dead one brook lyn eagle i doubtful 4 film star newly marr married led and Is this your home bridegroom it Is precious say it looks mightily familiar are you sure I 1 haven t married you before london tit bits another side that fellow Is highly educated ile must be smart oh he may be responded the man in the street but he ie worries over things that I 1 never heard of louisville courier journal how about it housewife to subscription eales males man no we re dont don t want no maga 1 vi NN e don t want no bothin 4 salesman how about a cheap J grammar 01 1 I 1 infallible I 1 ve got a new idea fortune in it what whar now its it s an alarm clock that emits the I 1 delicious odors of frying bacon and fragrant coffee boston transcript why not IN eifle eifle I 1 cant afford an operation now i 40 hubby no you 11 just have to talk about the old one for another year poor kitty 0 your grandfather seems to be a little hard of hearing A little I 1 why once he conduct ed family prayers kneeling on the cat HIS preference A mr spoon what und of bells do you prefer mr bell wh othas a nagging wife dumb bells I 1 jut just so uncle my boy you must never bite the hand that feeds you boston boy certainly not uncle it would be a hazardous under tak ing the hand Is almost certain to be covered with deadly bacteria bic teria too early to show elation affable friend you are not look ing too bright today the oth other er no 0 o I 1 you see the doctor has ordered my wife away and if I 1 look pleased she won t go |