| Show C A PD AN PD L L S COMMON experience As I 1 understand it said the sin ner a church calls a minister to preach the gospel Is that s the idea sighed the par son but he ties s sometimes apt to get the beelin feeling that hes he s only been called to have so somebody around tl at enera body in the church will be free to pick to pieces cincinnati enquirer inquirer less le will do kind lady why are you crying little boy boy I 1 ve lost a dime kind lady when did you lose it boy this afternoon and mother has sent me out again to look took for it she says if I 1 can cant t find it a nickel would do gazette mont real feminine failing faila why does mrs smith always go 90 to the pictures just as the big film Is ending she likes to know how it turns out before she sees the main part of it slight mistake visitor to a hotel this wall Is so thin that you can almost see through it hotel manager that s the window you re looking at the mean thing wife you ought to know by now thomas that I 1 speak as I 1 think husband tes yes dear only oftener HALF AND HALF they had bought a second hand car and were ere taking their first trip in it after covering several miles the arher became aware that something was amiss lie ile stopped the par car I 1 say my dear he said to hig his wife have a look at the tires on your side and tell me if there s any thing arong arong with them oh its quite all right she s ild after a careful scrutiny the reir rear one s flat at the bittow but it s round enough at the top more than the cold lot lost doctor well did you take my ad vice and sleep with all the wind windows aws open I 1 patient yes doctor 1 doctor good I 1 and you ve lost that cold you had 10 io doctor only my best suit and my watch and chain heyl we wed d better stop the game now that were even said the first card player aveni I 1 exclaimed the other how do jou mabe make that out well vell a little time ago you had all my money and now I 1 ive ve got all yours 1 1 I ondon no cause for worry doctor I 1 thought I 1 told you not to eat any porterhouse steak without j mv permission patient so jou did doc so you did I 1 0 doctor then why are you disobey ing my orders this wont won t delay the pay i ment of your bill doc this steak Is being paid for by my friend here had to gel get him firt first contractor just arrived does the foreman know the trench has fallen in lN workman to Is sir sirl were just digging im out to tell im quite simple patient my wife tells me I 1 talk in my sleep what should I 1 do doctor that you L t |
