Show LETTER OF A PRINTER IN ANSWER TO HIS CREDITORS in reply to your request to send a i check I 1 w wish asli to inform you that the present condition of my bank account makes it il almost impossible my aly shattered financial condition is due to federal laws state laws county laws city laws corporation laws liquor laws mother alother in iii laws brother in laws sister in laws ird outlaws through these laws I 1 am compelled to pay a business tax amusement tax head tax school tax gas tax water tax sales tax and excise tax even my brains are taxed I 1 am required to get a business license car license truck license liquor license not to mention a marriage license and flog dog license I 1 ani am also required to contribute con tributa to every society and organization which the genius genitis of man mail is capable of bringing ingine br to life to vi omens relief relict unemployment relief and the gold diggers dif feers relief also to every hospital and charitable institution in tile the city including the red cross the black cross the purple cross and the double cross for my own safety I 1 am required lequir ed 10 ko carry life insurance property ili insurance su rance liability insurance business insurance earthquake insurance tornado insurance unemployment insurance old age insurance and tire fire insurance my business is so governed that it Is no easy matter tor for me to find 0 out u who 0 owns w it I 1 am inspected suspected dis respected rejected examined a le e examined informed re aid summoned fined and com until I 1 provide an all inexhaustible supply of money tor for every known need beshe or hope of lie he human race lace Si nilly because I 1 refuse to donate to something or other I 1 am boycotted boyco ted talked about lied about held up and held down and lobbed until I 1 am almost ruined I 1 can call honestly tell you that except for tile lie that happened I 1 could not enclose the check tile the wolf that conies canies to many doors nowadays just had pups in my kitchen I 1 sold them and here is tile the money yours faithfully |