Show wit and ji uma alp HED LOST MILLIONS the girl was waa very rich and he was just a poor young man she liked him but that was nil all and he was well aware of 0 the fact one evening he grew somewhat tender and at last he said you are rich arent you ethel yes lea dick dad says im worth two million dollars it things turn out as it now looks will you marry me ethel he asked oh no dick I 1 do that she replied 1 I knew you then why did you ask me 1 I just wanted to be able to say that I 1 had lost two million dollars la in lucks way look here stormed brown to the estate agent about that riverside bungalow you sold me anything wrong sir asked the agent wrong wrong I 1 exclaimed brown the other morning we woke up and found that the beastly place had floated two miles down the river llin said the agent blandly elou enough b a good stroke of luck the taxes are much lower down down there IN THE SAME CLASS FD 2 L prospect an auto Is much like a wife ife salesman wity why prospect because when either starts giving you trouble theres no end to it saving time father why were you chasing that jones boy son to lick him ne ile got me mad father why you count 20 us its I 1 told you son I 1 did while I 1 was chasing him brooklyn eagle prudence sometimes it Is wise to say nothing yes replied miss cayenne it may enable one to avoid betraying the fact that one has nothing to say silver azu lining ng my daughters music lessons are i fortune to me how Is that they enable me to buy th the neigh tors louses bouses at half price WORTH TRYING the drama was a thrilling one but a talkative young man had seen it before in an audible voice ke he announced what was and described how funny atwould ft would be when it did come ile he had a pretty girl with him and he was trying to amuse her at length he said did you ever try listening to a play with your eyes shut youve no idea how queer it seems A middle aged man sat just la in front ue ile twisted himself in hla his seat and glared young man he said did you ever try listening to a play with your mouth shut POOR PERCY percy your brother did me out of ten dollars last night penelope just like him hes always doing some ridiculous thing no cure so you are just back from a tour round the azores said hayes 1 I understand the voyage has cured you of insomnia completely said the cruiser wonderful exclaimed hayes it must be a great relief the cruiser nodded ag agreement reeme tilL I relief tellef I 1 should just say it was he replied why nowadays I 1 lie awake halt half the night thinking how I 1 used to suiter suffer from IL it practical that was an excellent paper your daughter read last night on the influence of science as applied to practical government was it well I 1 wish shed find out something about the influence of the vacuum cleaner as appelt to the dining room carpet aff r the wort worst of it dick it madden you when a girl Is slow about getting ready to go out to dinner with you don yes the longer she takes the hungrier she gets |