Show 4 arm give opposing sex J i their rights 0 f fly by RING NER W akk 4 M mfr mar to TD the editor ladles ladies and others of the female sex BOX unit that la Is always shrilling for or equal rights with we boys and want the same game privileges we have got well I 1 wished they could enjoy the privilege of ellig every A il and a specially going shopping in a barber shop once in a while for or a hair cut or something but unfortunately most ot of the fair sex ses Is like the russians and either dont or dont have to do neither one and wont never know what they are missing only some of the gals in the business of pairing your nails can even guess at the delights of a barber shop Shai eing yourself Is sport enough and always keeps me lae laying in bed a couple ot of extra hrs looking forward to it but the real treat comes when the hair begins to drape itself down around the ears cars and you get a hint from some reliable source that it would be feasible to lo her it 1 you spent the lunch hr in a tonsorial parlor pailor b because what Is the use of lookin looking like a virtuoso when you got a came name that can caa be pronounced well I 1 was out la in old CIA CM a few weeks ago and to show you what I 1 went through it ill tell you what I 1 went through in the first place I 1 roamed into a barber shop which Is 13 like most other barber shops on acal acct of the barbers being natives of the country where the national flower Is garlic and I 1 dumb clumb into a steamer chair and D annunzio tied on my napkin and leant over me so as we was on intimate terms and asked me what did I 1 want As soon as I 1 got so as I 1 could breathe I 1 says I 1 wanted my hair trimmed and also myself and a shave besides and I 1 says just trim my hair around the edges and dont use the clipper on the sides and dont take even a little bit off the top no he says you look like illie you need some put on in the old days of chivalry and beauts they coul of been none of the former that could train a more delicate compliment than it barber what this meant to subtly convey was that he had noticed me enough to see that some or of my hair hair had tell fell down like london bridge and the philadelphia nationals I 1 well he started out with the clippers at the base of the skull us as per orders but the next nest thing I 1 knew he was way up abone aboe the ears with the same utensil and had the light side of the old bean pretty near bear be tore fore I 1 could say jack ll 11 gis e 1 h incidentally I 1 noar dal r e to say a specially to a barbi barar r well when the right side of your head gets shaved shared you have gotto to lot let the left side know what tha tha right side has been barding did bolit toi so go I 1 told him to go ahead and when I 1 got through with the hair trim I 1 r looked like a left hander bander from karlon ohio maybe I 1 could tie ti e stopped him in time it if he carted barted a fa fascinating cenat conversation ir afi the original garlie garlic was you at t the ie worlds series he says and 1 I sa says 8 yes what did you think of it lie he says nobody that was there could think I 1 says well he says it was no surprise to me no I 1 says all us as experts knew how it was going to come out like a recent war between germany and turkey vs the allies but everybody was pretty reticent till it come out then he be asked me lae what I 1 thought of the white sox and the cubs and jack dempsey and the democrat Demor in the order named and I 1 said I 1 thought they would all lose and finely he be asked me did I 1 want a shave and I 1 told him I 1 dont never want one but there was a certain party that insisted that I 1 better belter get gel one once in a while so tie lie be begins ins to shave me and just then a big thunder storm startled outside where they most generally always starts and it seems that this guy was a scared of thunder like a lot of dogs and every time they was a clap of thunder lie would lose c control of the african stiletto and cut a fresh slice of boiled liam ham so when he was through with that major operation ke he asked me what did I 1 want on my hair and I 1 tole told him my hat listen he says did you ever haie hae your hair chichek cinched cin chi ched it closes up the ends and keeps the oil from comeing out well I 1 says 1 I guess you are right as I 1 made a few little investments in oil wells they told me was a cinch and no oil ever come out well he says 1 I bet it if you had bad your hair cinched cincher it would benefit your hair never ml mind nd I 1 says 1 I have quit betting on oa cinches well lie he says now elow about a little tonic 1 I suppose you want 10 a pint I 1 says nothing doing I 1 know a dr where I 1 can get a prescription now about a little 0 D quinine ho he asked trie me so I 1 asked him how about a little speed and a little check but the check said 83 cents and the time lime elapsed was I 1 hr and recil reckoning oiling ray my time at 10 cents per hr makes a t total otal of 95 9 i cents st so all in till nil I 1 wah ladles indies of the opposing sex could spend a term in a tonsorial toD parlor or library or lying living rm and I 1 bet they bey lie he so wild tor for the arh dieges lieges es we boas vs 4 bv the bell synill ca inc |