Show lets hope business wont get the spring fever Fortu fortunati neti made at a racetrack are few and lar far between they will not tell the little dutch princess for a few lays days how important she is massacres by reig lous fanatics surely have no pl place ice tn in this twentieth century positively the newest thing in princess gowns is the little daughter of the queen of holland ay by telephoning to mars adars at a cost of a word why not send the message collect no hague peace conference this year and look at the resulting confusion why not a continuous session being an innocent bystander at a tariff tinkering carouse is an expensive amusement for the ultimate consumer germany has founded an academy of aviation we trust it will learn aviators to land feet first in case of a spill over 80 per cent of the children in new york schools are of foreign birth well what sort of a finished product do these schools turn out zelaya insists that he has assembled his army for peace purposes only the peace dove however seems to have a hard time locating a ro place nor need it be trustfully believed that if we pay tor for the panama canal as we go the succeeding generations who enjoy it will render us any thanks for the service As the people of the east now begin to wonder what the price of summer ice will be they think of all the big cakes they let go by in the rivers during the past few weeks it will ivill be 7 a sit hereafter in utah to buy a ticket to a sunday sunda Y baseball game doubtless this will waif result tit in an overwhelming demand manit de for more knot holes aitho in the fence it gi grieves loves us to find that the grid iron club insists on rhyming distinction with extinction the gridiron Gridi ion club deserves a severe roast from the amalgamated association of poets if the state railroad commis slow would not enforce the provisions of the constitution what reason to is there to believe that it will avill enforce the provisions of nit an act of the legislature an english tourist criticizes criticises amerl can women for wearing too many clothes did ho he expect to find them thein all going around dressed as though they wore were about to be presented at court an actress was arrested and put int im jail tor for an hour tit at cincinnati a few evenings ago for stabbing two men with her hatpin A curious thing about the case is that her press agent making much of it camille Flam marion declares that signaling sign alink to mars is possible still nobody can positively assure us that annb anybody ody on mars is going to know what we mean when we get our signals to reach that planet one reason why speculation spec ulai lon in grain and continues to be profitable to the experts is that the people whap have been beaten at the game are always anxious to dip in again for tho purpose of getting back what they have lost scientists of the museum of natural history are building up from aj set of teeth a shark of the Devon lam age 60 feet long that seems pretty large but there are victims who thinly the modern loan shark a giant beside anything the devonian age produced V A man Is praised too much when he is dead and abused too much when he is living the way of the cant guess her in ic hard bard |