Show I 1 S A ORD HOW IT AFFECTED HIM the rain which had come suddenly and unexpectedly was falling in torrents among the persons who had taken shelter under a friendly awning was ft a fashionably dressed woman wol rien 1 I beg your pardon madam said a plainly attired man considerably past middle age stepping up tip to her and lifting his hat but I 1 want to offer you my sincere thanks what do you mean sir she said thanks for what 1 I never expected to see it again ho he went on with tears in his eyes it has been nearly 30 years since since what sir what are you talking about pardon my emotion madam but I 1 used to live in salt lake city and 1 I have nothing to do with salt lake city sir I 1 never was there in my life but I 1 was that was my home for many years and when I 1 saw when you saw what that thai hat of yours madam I 1 it t brought back the old thrill its an exact reproduction of the great mormon tabernacle which my eyes have been aching through all the weary years to see once more before I 1 die dic my aly longing has been satisfied at last and I 1 thank you from the bottom of a grateful heart again lifting his hat he stepped forth into the pouring rain and strode rapidly down the street wiping his eyes as he walked Wiil ked IN THE JUNGLE STORE 08 giraffe id like a collar please monk find the stovepipes stove pipes on the next floor down all in the name ame mme do de la mode has a great deal of assurance to call her place for debutantes ut antes outfits a perfect model of styles why so arent her fittings simply superb perhaps they are but hers her s is really a miss fit establishment the mean man during our courtship protested his wife you declared there was nothing too good for me and now you wont even buy me a new hat that my dear replied her husband is because there is nothing in the hat line good enough for you facts in the case her mother mabel de dear ar do you ever feel timid about asking your husband for money the bride no indeed mamma but he be seems to be rather rather timid about giving it to me new one ill have to keep my eye un bilkins he sent me a feminine penn and what in the world Js is a feminine threat chy a celled ilda one CONVINCED politician ivhon you made a i I 1 couldn coulden under un kerstan ler stan jes you tried to teach dut but now I 1 retch ketch do argument bryin to pursue do moral dat you pints is dig wed better vote foil foh you I 1 dunno bout dat tariff but its done clone got me de trust Is elneter gl neter get n me ie too ef once it makes a start dar aln ain nobody cap yol isef dat knows jos what to do yoh reasoning rca rea sonin is plain as ag day Is gineger gi neter vote foh you HIS VIEWPOINT L efro 01 ir thomas catt on first seeing a dromedary great scott old man what have you got your back ur up about just the man stub queer accident tiec ident happened to dubbins penn you dont say yes while bookkeeping he strained his eyes too much and now every time he looks at a row of figures ures they seem double penn sorry to hear that guess hes out of work eh oli oh no the gas company gave him a job to read their meters SO USEFUL C C C k grandpa and why is geography your favorite study willie willie well you see grandpa the geography is so big that when youve bouvo got it in front of you the teacher cant see what youre doing in our boarding house why do the newlyweds talk so much about going to housekeeping if they want to go why dont they 19 go its a scheme to scare the landlady notice how they now get tile the best sections of the chicken not a bromide she is crazy to get married yes I 1 think so the strange thing about this is that thai the person to whom this remark wap wa addressed come back with tho the braml bromide de well most everybody is |