Show GAN G D MAY 1 beauf AX ST i y fatih J copyright ln 1908 by 0 H rieth s 0 the pass word for the ilic month tr will G score r book aswill ws will be paid on the gas meters will ru run I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 lower blower and presidential candi daws will ill run ron faster bridel which has y hoen before a fall will go M C 0 ti bell ind a go ro C cart art strawberry wb ic I 1 x ii 5 r measure will wi 1 be 66 AI i N tiar twelve lac quarts make a cra crate ite i one pint makes it quart top berries make a s sale ale nobody makes ni akes it a kick js mr taft t will appely chicago M and engage engage qu quarters aiters a at t the 9 garage for one 40 horse power elephant ani and one 90 horse power teddy bear ill mr r bryan will start for donver denver in a 1 J mule power runal out congress wiit adjourn about tho the and the members will iro go chomo and c explain the watchful tabb tabby yeat cat will get yet alie the helpless little flick ar and the prohibitionists will set tl A few t more traps for liquor the sun stin will rise at 6 and go to to bed nt itt 7 ani and the sweet june bride will contemplate tile the near ii ear approach of heaven the 1 reath breath f may will bring the fern the rose roe and buttercup and the fit farmers r 1116 i s wi wife fe IV will i I 1 I 1 III mckand mi ik kand and ell chum before the men inen get et iii ap tho the boys bo will S skin kin till the slipper yelm alln with jimmied barlow knife and th c iceman ice man illan INTI M 11 he be out ont to to skin the innocent hon tife fio fra c 11 will sound i i richer ichor bass from ri rivers v and ravines and man will tone his system ni up tip with imd ni greens and add then the city boarder will vill begin to correspond with sonic some bucolic country 1 place ice of which his wife is fond the host will in promise lise country fare J that most revered of boons and place his bis order up at town for seven tons of prunes tile tho graduate will choose a theme for his great areat tune june oration and plan to tell us what is ia good for this neglected nation the mus ic school schol will graduate ophelia anal viola find and when they both co come tile hot homo no buy thein themselves selves a pianola the thrasher will descant descan t at eve upon the p passing day I 1 t the festive colt will fill his hi turn M lr 11 with imo prophylactic hay the chicken hawk will pounce apon the fat buff bLIff cochin f ries fries i 4 and the horse will whirl h hi ip i t tailpiece tail il piece dieco at athe theall all flies the saxons salons called the mo month n tb tri be because becaas caus af atchis th is seas season ciri the dabi dairyman ainan makes his bis milk of three parts 0 one ile part dart milk one I 1 part water and one part formaldehyde may is from froin the latin lati ll 11 maius just as june takes its name from juniors Juni ores the juniors that is tins this is a month when old heads lieada are at their be beat 1 I and young 0 men like bill taft and ted tec 1 1 will have to tb look out for old tops like undo uncle joe cannon and uncle john rocke feller about the 2501 nobody much enuch will care to bet that un cje cie joe will not be nominated for president or oi abul i t tj 11 cle john will pity pay that thirty million do dollar alar fine may is it a bad month to wei wed i in n because we are told it is said in lucli c cases ses ane stork as a custom begin the young hus sand bands s troubles r buble S 0 on il horrors with twins twi alls after the may will be under the ii influence fluence of gemini the sign of the arms boys born in Goni gemini iiii will want to bear arnis arms they will be sold aers and work for the government at 13 10 0 a month gemini people tire are restless they move inove till all the time and you VOU always have to ask them where v they are living now they 1 have anve brilliant inia imaginations 9 inactions and think bryan will have a walkover wa I 1 k they are fo foolish ilish and think taft wont get the colored vote they are brutally lione honest st and generally gell cell the young IO ullar teother that her baby is u ugly gly the june a announcements n n ou ri ce in e n ts will be made and madam gould will don lier her fighting cap and say she will marry prince whereat whereas her boni whom she had to forcibly detach will challenge helie to come out and fight a spitting match the prince will vill buy some e navy plug and bony buy the same and both will hurry to the field of sudden death or fame faille and while the doctors hurry up lost some bold fighter dies the dudes will s spit P it tobacco toj bacco juice juice iu in one others an f eyes the sec seconds will c cheer b 6 e r y v f i on oil the fight the band w will i I 1 I 1 P play I 1 ay iak a tune and boni will hit helie with a silver ribbed spittoon spi toon receiving which the doughty prince n cc will wil I 1 down him in tile the nud mud and wash his hated tea fea tures with a wet tobacco cud 1 and then john D will got get in hinline inline line with s sundry i growls and j hollers and pay liis his june install 5 I 1 ment on f ril that hat thirty million dollars |