| Show raut 1 M F sayings of josh billings fifty years ago josh billings Arter nuts ward and eli EH perkins were the leadin leading 9 humorists 0 of f t the be con country and the following reminds one of the celebrated trio to find the square root of a hogs head turn him into a g gar den patch wro to get wrong things out of a childs head comb it often he who by farmin would got get rich must biow and sow and dig and sich work work hard bard all day sleep hard bard all night save every cent and not get tight about the meanest critter there is now traveling about on the basum of the earth is a bash ful fill hypocrite there is ii only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister and that is the endear ments of other fellows sister I tho less a man knows the more he will guess at and guss ing is nothing more than guspie ion jn I 1 get thornly rich the he first thing I 1 intend to to do is to become respectable it is a satisfactory fact that the wilred work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to ge get tinto into hei heaven av en to make a hoe cake take a hoe and boil it to thin jolly jelly aud and then let her ber cake if you want to get sure crop and a big yield sow wild oats I 1 men mourn for ahac they b have aye lost women for what they ba haven vent got |
