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Show Lions Fight and Eat; Much Activity Shown By Reports Seventeen Beasts of the Jungle gathered around their trainers at feed time last Wednesday in their cage at the Union Pacific depot and fought over the meat and bones thrown to them, in the most approved approv-ed jungle style. Lion Karlton fought his way to victory, got the biggest bone and the seat at the head of the table. President Presi-dent Lewis was relegated to the side lines where he was kept in controll by Lion Tamer W. F. Miller. Lion Parrish did considerable howling, much to the disgust of the other beasts who wanted to sleep. D. E. Kirk, the Tail Twister, collected col-lected fines enough to make the second sec-ond payment on his Hudson Sedan, consequently he was in good humor for the rest of the day. Dutch Ruschmeier had a vision of almost human intelligence when he proposed to have something done to get Milford on the map. Clay, for the aviation committee, reported that some more work would have to be done cleaning up the ground and marking the field soon and he was authorized to go ahead. He also reported that the Western Air Express had established a radio and wireless station here and had a man here now who would be in charge permanently. Kirk, of the camp ground committee, commit-tee, reported that the camp grounds had been cleaned up and sewer and water lines laid and toilets and baths installed. The spread of that pet-t known as "White Top" was brought to the attention at-tention of the club and President Lewis was asked to take its eradication eradica-tion up with the Alfalfa Seed Grow-j Grow-j ers association. Murdock, for the membership committee, reported that quite a number of applications were in sight. Hunter, chairman of the "To the oil well" road committee, being absent, ab-sent, no report was on hand. Karlton made a lengthy report on his trip to Ogden to attend the District Dis-trict Convention of Lions clubs. Among other things, he said that while Milford had the smallest club in the district, it had the distinction of having the very highest percentage percent-age of attendance of any club in the district. Milford is also the farthest club from Salt Lake and its nearest neighbor is 125 miles away, at Salina. James Jones of Gunnison was elect-I elect-I ed district governor over John Pix-ton Pix-ton of Murray for the next term. The night of May 2 6 was designated desig-nated as ladies night and the president presi-dent was authorized to appoint a committee to arrange the affair. Ten Ways to Make a Milford Lion Bit1 You. 1. Tell hiip our country is going to the dogs. 2. Tell him there are no honest, clean men. 3. Tell him (here are no good, pure women. 4. Tell him Milford is dead. 5. Tell him churches are useless. 6. Tell him there is no worthy charity. 7. Tell him service clubs are all failures. S. Tell him the Lions club won't co-operate with any other organization organiza-tion for a worthy cause. One way to make a Lion wag his tail and lick your hand: Tel! him no Service club in the world surpasses the Lions. |