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Show i II1MOR I A good man;' women have said, "Oh. this Is so su.l.leii." when Wll"l they thought was. "Well, it's about t lino." "You would stain! by your grocer." groc-er." argued llle Ullslness Monster. "1 always do wh. n he is weighing my purchases." replied Mrs. Housekeeper. House-keeper. A woman doesn't make iniieh headway head-way driving a nail, bin did you ever see a man try lo wrap up a bunille of laundry. I Some won,, n are pa r' :i-ii la r to sreraliye the broom handle, but leave 'ho hairhnili hiring li!;e a horse, hid.' or a saddle-blanket. While there is life there is hope for everyhr.ly but the undertaker. Va-riage wi'h no bank account Is ;ko hnvng a hi"h priced car on pav-ments. pav-ments. The darn thing'll likely bo busted up 'fore t helibl igat ions are all 'anceled. True love twix man and wife Is like a real diamond, an durn near as rare, opines Dynamite Dan. 1 Will Hays is going to inspect the Hollywood nicvies. Pat his wife goes along. "Why is your wi:"e so jealous of your stenographer?" She used to be my stenographer. A |