Show Says Pom Describes Best of U To you frosh that are new I would like to take this time and space to introduce you to some of the campus By I mean people on the campus who have impressed me as being out of the ordinary run-to-the-CI class who inhabit the Arnold A self-made who worships his A basketball hero of last and don't forget he Has a terrific way around just ask Has the technique of winking at It's very just ask Lives at the Beta and bets arc two to one that's what he'll pledge when he makes an Better odds will be given if anyone can guess when he'll make an Gerry Anderson A Kappa pledge and former shadow of our late lamented Unique Frances who is now in Hollywood seeking fame as a member of a musical Dion-ne Gerry hangs around the Unique office and the Her skin is tanned and too just like a caramel sundae sprinkled with Her lipstick's too dark and she bemoans the fact she Tins She gushes with such sincerity you just have to believe Sherrill Taylor A Sigma Chi with a physique that makes Sinatra look like Charles Griped to mc about my first column not being about freshman You dear always thinking of something to aren't Ginger Ellis A Chi A poor man's Charlotte She Bob Herzog Sigma He is Bob version of what a typical college man should He smiles so broadly it makes your mouth Was a cheer leader until he got so tired he couldn't keep up with Bette Mae Dances so you'd think he was still at East Deone Robinson Pen Ought to wear Has a terrific talent for Ought to be in more Be careful what type of manuscripts you submit to the Pen this We want her to stay as sweet as she is Howard Staunch member of Pi Has a huge Great who is the only member of the frat with a bark not caused from irritation of the His pop's dean of Arte and He was Junior prom chairman last and sneezes he gets near gardenias since Pat Leinani Smith An import from the isles of the grass Haunts the The haunts Maybe it's the Very talented in her native terpsichorean and she can Sam Fusco A suave gent from the law Delights in telling me my column stinks that make him a Is talented in languages and arts they tell me he's quite a blade with the Has a good looking grey mustache and his clothes are strictly from as are some other things about I have only covered a very small portion of the In I have missed the biggest character of but then it's too late to talk about |