Show it's All's Welles And Ends Welles shrieks out all along South Temple street last Thursday With a visit of Orson Welles to Salt Lake an immediate increase in registration for all classes in lish literature of the nineteenth century was After the feminine of the campus Viewed of in the they just couldn't keep from studying more about the Believe it or One of Those a hot con-Catch-alls raged on the U of U campus in the of all dust It seems that in those each girl wore a dust ruffle on the bottom of her Since skirts did reach to the ground in those prehistoric dust ruffles actually did sweep dust from the The dean of women was frightfully upset because the more daring coeds were wearing dust ruffles of purple and other conspicuous When they saunter ed across the these ruffles attracted the attention of the male element and the dean just didn't feel that was a very nice way of attracting It was reg-Getting Old But Quick One freshman girl was wrestling with the problem of how to get in the three classes she felt she must take autumn She applied to a friend for When the older girl confessed that she couldn't be of any the freshman declared my do you mean that you have been at the university a whole year and still can't help you're practically an The the Ball ty should be in Looks Bloated for some real football games this according to reports from the agricultural The man shortage is not bothering them up According to rumors the coach has found a man with a wooden leg who can kick the ball 60 |