Show Says Pom Plugs Soap Flakes By Test I have no doubt that radio was a wonderful Radio brings amusement to thousands of people all of statistics have a mental age of Radio is something with a lot of dials on it and that if you turn it you get singing static or soap box Soap Operas About that they usually consist of the One commercial with gooey The purpose of this is to tell the listeners that Lushy Flakes are best by with ladies who know soap best it's two to one L.S. Lushy Soap Makes Fine Two or more actors who can break into floods of tears at the drop of a A heroine who stinks of brotherly love and is sure that although she is 35 or love and romance are still awaiting her because she has used Ecstatic Extract of Broccoli ever since she was old enough to lift the and everyone knows that E. E. of B. is the only cold cream in the world that is milked from contented A hero who is also odorous with the above qualities and whose name is always Barry or He is always a boy or a boy dress or a boy soldier and he usually has another wife tucked away One Plot These stories consist of one plot There are either two men and one woman or vice A typical opera goes something like The program opens with a few strains from a wheezy pipe organ the tune is adapted from the second movement of a fugue-ish tone poem by Johnny that bears a marked resemblance to Lemons and The announcer then comes in with the commercial a short of about six It usually consists of a musical sung to the tune of Brown love Crumby I Good for your dog and good for If you want to stay Sprinkle your bed with Crumby Housewife's Testimonial This is followed by a testimonial from a housewife who swears up and down that since she has been using Crumby Flakes she has no trouble shampooing her hair she has no After the the announcer says now for today's chapter of Cuddles Girl Sewage When we left our story yesterday Cuddles was in the clutches of Henry's who was related by marriage to Diane and George's Milton was about to cut Alice off from the fortune that Milton and Brent had made making shirts with detachable As today's chapter Frank's brother is about to enter Phil's house where Cuddles and As the scene opens Phil speaks just keeps right on as of yesterday's so we leave our story for Will Cuddles stop Will Phil rescue Cuddles or will he Horace in rubbing gum in Cuddles' Will Uncle Milton change his or will Will stop Tune in tomorrow at the same But now back to a short six minutes commercial about Crumby |