Show Feets Puts Her Foote Into It Again By Carol Ellison Now the Unique is doing What is there to be so secretive It's just another cheap issue of the degenerated There is something in the theme of a Prom worthy to keep for a surprise but everyone knows the same old Unique just literally dread to use the prefix even in the same article with that word oozing with fermentation of material that is forced unfortunate inmates of this The campus rumor magazine is slated for circulation on You don't see Utes swarming around to get hold of a Unique as they raid the Union building and book store to read the absolutely latest news happenings on the campus as recorded in The rather they are reluctant even to be seen with a Unique concealed on their bodies after splurging 15 cents for unreadable OPA Ceilings you when the Union building drains are registered with the OPA for ceilings on scum and grit and then a campus editor turns around to operate a black market in the said commod- it's time he were raked over the Remember Dur this winter's Unique hasn't appeared before the publications council and the council is slugging the linotype operators down at the press at this very Our cry will soon the Too Feets thinks she can invade Hal Rumel's private shooting rooms where he has been doing research on and keep the copy from the censors until she bombards the unassuming freshmen with her jet-propelled publication Pat and Sherril Saw Pat and Sherril in the Unique office again just before the horrible news of another swept the campus what's that office got that the cultured office of The Utah Chronicle hasn't besides Vargas and the atmosphere for such an excuse of Unique Gathered from all that icky-col-ored brown ink on Ted Anderson's that something that is cooking isn't exactly First it was pilfering the then borrowing suspense from Prom procedure that's what you get when you put a Prom Pom on your old Unique but now enticing Cutler's own frat Ted to do the with his Poor Advertisers How on earth can Evalyn Darger go to church on Sunday and have anything to do with the cir of such printed Don't tell me that still subscribe for advertising space within its contaminated The postoffice had the merchandise stamped unfit for the service of the mails after the last I never touch the but if I did it would have to be for one of the enumerated I'm the janitor have to get them into proper containers with one method or and my pointed jabber just isn't up to the Feets I'm the publications council stomped around until my Feets have hammer I'm flat floozy with green fringe on top I don't quite know what to make of but those spit wads seem to make up all right from the only good thing about the the enameled |