| Show Scribe Tells How Hello Week Began Once a after the bodies are cleared away and the smoke of registration dies the and the rest of those cute kids throw a little brawl called Now how this little session of legalized wolfing came into being happens to be very if one can still use that word without getting immorally It seems that once upon a there were two little Their names were Mervin and and having recently graduated from Rest Home and Asylum for Those Suffering from Draft Board they decided to attend the And why Look how close it was to the sorority houses and the C. And with a high school pennant under all six arms and looks so low brow it looked like each one of their eyes was wearing a the boys came to the campus-Of the first thing it was necessary to do was They came to a large building and over the door was a large sign All Ye Who Enter And so the boys knew was the place to At the door they were amiably greeted by several official looking who gave the boys a dirty fingerprinted them and slipped them several hundred orange and white From then on the routine was one long series of that but that class is no longer being ever heard of a thing called and Almost immediately in about 3 hours the boys were finally They were they were they were they were so they looked at one Mervin said and Melvin And there you have the truly story of how Hello Week came into |
