| Show Says Clean Up Hits U and How BY DICK My ah know homecoming's Now don't that just beat to if this starting out quite like my usual just hear me Yesterday while picking at a rusty I seemed to hear voices issuing from the White House Park building to you freshmen and on coming a vision appeared more or less unto me in the form of various important names withheld by request at the point of a Now I have a pretty good idea who they but my fears are sustained when the leader swipe an old has to remove the knife from between his teeth before he is able to unto Yea and the morals of the campus are going to let us say hell being unknown in these And after biting me on both I I am rewarded by being named leader of this infamous clean up After the applause had died down the leader continued that if this source of and infamy was not made to desist the wrath of would descend upon my bended bones are yea and is my hearken unto then in a blinding clash of seltzer bottles he was without leaving me so much as a last nip to sooth my befuddled I am not so befuddled that I did not understand his which amounted to or So right now I am not too sure whether to say I've been banned or as it came to pass that through the infamy of my words the lambs were being led from the path of righteousness and into the ways of I must take my meager consolation from the words who at the time was ghost writing for Abdul the who in those days was courting Winnie the who had an apartment in the basement of the Temple of wherein the Prophet had inscribed above the mirror of the throne these immortal and I wrote a dirty Bawdy and lewd from the People said mine was While Chaucer's was classical |
