| Show A Former Student The Roving Reporter By Paul Cracroft Dear Minnesota's small farming towns are one place in the world where girls whistle at the All the boys are in the at Great Red facas on a couple of young modern Journalism in the North Star state goes from bad to Front page of the Minneapolis Tribune is a combination Deseret News and Denver Post or from the sublime to the Big no font and small cuts give it the appearance of a sport page caught between the series and News coverage is and rotogravure sections are well Three-party politics makes Minnesota at election time muddier than a Louisiana Crux of the trouble is Governor Harold Stassen's new- ly-received naval He railroaded a man into the Lieutenant Governorship who will take over the gubernatorial chair one month after November finals when Stassen joins Uncle Sammy's The Democrats are so irked they're counting Jim Farley's bald heads instead of I sheep when they can't People in farming communities are very They only drive 45 in the still have that ghastly habit of from stop Asked a guy the other day what he thought about the He quick as a pretty sure Pershing and Foch can stop the Germans in the He be a The recent scrap drive here in connection with the football resulted in some near domestic One old yokel lost his wife on the scrap and she had to fight her way from under three model T's to get The squirrels run the city out Every tree has a Wives and kids all over the All they do the whole day through is chatter a la Pi Phi rush teas and gather I lose more companions that Minnesota is a veritable hotbed of Food prices higher than Ike's football Minnesota mills more flour than any state in the Union and bread is 13 cents a She ranks third in corn behind the Y and you pay as much for a can as Bob Hope does for a script of Watched a high school dance the other The spirit of in my veins shuddered at the grizzly It's a kinda cross between the Virginia reel and the Suit At every dance the committee is forced to draft Red Cross Aid for the of the was never like Well as I am now fairly launched upon the second decade of my I'll sign this with regards |