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Show Inter-Mountain Editorial Hilites Selected tor Western Newspaper Union The man who quarels-with his broad and butter is likely to dine on scraps. Parma (Ida.) Review. What Die world is waiting for is a man who can devise a tax nobody will feel Spanish Fork (Ut.) Press. There's some fellows got to the devil dev-il just because they aim pot no-whore else to go. Milford (Ida.) News. It has been our observation thai' there has been many a June bride win. ought to be a June graduate. Hazel-ton Hazel-ton (Ida.) News. Men are in receptive mood when they want public office, and often in a deceptive one after they get it. Verna: (Utah) Kxpress. Don't wait until a fellow has pass ed in the final checks to hand him a bouquet of flowers not onions. Khithf-ly (Ida.) Tribne. One of the greatest faulis of ihf average cook book Is that it nevci tells yon bow to keep a cook. Mono tain Home (Ida.) IiepubKcan. We're not mentioning names, but n believe that more Mian one man wmil. lose his job if bis wife was a maid reader. Smithfield (CI.) Sentinel. It seems fitting to say 111-' t. insteir of being something brand now. tar'' scrapping in congress is merely lb usual. Idaho Falls (Ida.) Times And whatever else they may d" n certain times, other countries nl" ay lire wise enough not to want to v da-onize da-onize Uncle Sam. Buite (Mont.' Miner. Wheat and tiogs may be lower tha: at any time in recent years, but uv. fortunately, the ultimate consume can not eat wheat or hogs. Wilde (Ida.) Herald. A Canadain says he has a liquid tha will make a man tell all his secret' We had the same kind of liquid in thi country until they voted it oiit. Hazei ton (Ida.) News. The woman who is continually lee Turing her husband either oons'der him a fool or else she's forgotten tha' a word to the wise is suft'icent. Hazel ton (Ida.) News. From the general insistence thn' nobody is making money these days-we days-we gather that people are making iuk' selling goods for the sheer joy of it. Hailey (Ida.) News-Miner. The dnys now begin to get short1' again, hut at that it will be some tini-before tini-before tihe resumption of the well known query, "Is it cold enough foi you?" Butte (Ida.) Miner. Admiral Sims may only have boei Joking but what about Denhy? If th-secretary th-secretary listens to some of the hn-nv folks he may pull the joker ' off tin-deck tin-deck Twin Falls (Ida.) Times. Teacher "Henry if you had thro-apples thro-apples and some one gnve yon more, -vhat would you have?" Tien ry "I guess I'd have a pain in m; stomach." Topics of the Day Films. A lot of people seem to interpr?' self determination as meaning thnt f little nation ha as much right to stn.-a stn.-a war as big nation. And the sai thing about It is they're right Halle? (Ida.) News-Miner. It must be some Waste of t'me foi a tax collector to fool around nfie-a nfie-a man who keeps up with all the a" tomobile accessories and buys all tin new records for his phonograph. Box Elder (Utah) Journal. May be all right, but listens con trnd'etory the sh pplng Ivnrd plans t keep our merchant marine in the fron rnnk ami at the same time sell a In-of In-of our ships to' fore' gn trad;' rivals. Idaho Falls (Ida.) Times. The latest best answer to a foolish question comes from the south: "Whir time Is it Sambo," shouts a man from the jail window. "Whafs the differ ence," asks Sambo, "you nil n'n't goin nowhere." AMiton Knternriso. If the Mountain Stales Telophoni company can figure nut t tie oxac growth of this city for ihe next twon ty years they are better prophets thai we think they are. However we wouli like to look tivvr their prognosl ioa! lot Idaho Falls (Ma.) Times. When a woman hn' more clothe. than she thinks she needs ii will he wbMi the church steeple Is iii'tv fee-be'.'w fee-be'.'w the basement. Box Fide' (Utah) lonrnal. When you hear a man say he feel-like feel-like a ttiree year old, ask him wi, cliche clic-he means a horse or a flivver. Smith field (.lit.) Journal. A.thes to ashes, dust tn d" it : I wh''e n-nio don't get you cocaine uns Mi'ford (Id-.u' News, |