Show Birdie Says Alumni Fete Adds Up to Headaches Homecoming began with the prodigal as we all the who had been reveling pretty freely with the suddenly discovered that the only thing he had left was the morning head of a The young lad came slinking expecting father to cut up but the who was fed to the eyebrows by the insipid ways of his other greet-this delightfully sinful laddie with open The righteous piqued by the father's matey attitude toward the told him in no uncertain terms what they though of the kindly man that he told them to go put their heads in a How we arrived at our present-day Homecoming on the I'll never but we've got To several campus mostly produce alleged skits of a sort Of all the world's mildewed none are as ripe as some of these hideous After the judges are able to sit up and talk a they turn in their The least odious of these skits are then put on for the general Places are then I'll pass lightly over the fraternity house decorations in a Model white and in the open As the freshman prospect enters a fraternity he is greeted as though he were the supplies to some isolated Arctic The prospect is then introduced to the and after an interval in which do you old and are said approximately sixty-seven the guest tardily thinking of repartee he could have Saturday there is a downtown and that the big is played in either a blinding snowstorm or a wet slow drizzle of If the home team everything is If it the members are treated like an invading colony of The same night comes the Homecoming and then the folk totter home to During Homecoming week the University as works in perfect with students by reverently setting the week aside for mid-term thus assuring everyone of a well-rounded In the midst of all the feverish activity stands a pathetic with scared the old thirty-year sag around the and with the extra that makes all the of the students view this person as though he were something recently condemned by the health Who is This chap who is trying to bury his head in a convenient pile of don't mind him he's just the guest of |