Show CRIMINAL SUMMONS In the Court of Cummings in and for the University of State of Honorable Representatives of the Bar Plaintiff SUMMONS The Friends of the Undertakers Defendant the above named have and in breach of the campus peace stolen the sacred victory which by right of res ipsa the of James de donis Westminister the adverse and the statute of frauds belongs to the at diverse and times you have and do irritate the most honorable plaintiffs by your very you have been guilty of the malicious destruction of public to alley Whereas it is expedient at this time to forever quiet title to above mentioned You are hereby summoned to appear and defend the above I entitled action in the above mentioned court in a contest of to a game of Trial is set for November 1941 at In case of your failure to appear judgment will be entered against you according to the demand of the Conceding that the only difference between the and your cadavers is that they had sense enough to lie you are hereby authorized to send said cadavers to defend the above entitled Certainly none but cadavers will remain in your ranks at the conclusion of said trial It is suggested you hire a couple of good lawyers to represent you in the It is further suggested that you take advantage of the opportunity to default by failure to enter In any it is requested that you turn said cup over to the sheriff to be delivered to the Plaintiff at the conclusion of the above THE BARRISTERS |