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Show -A Diagnosis. "Oh, doctor," said a worried looking agrarian, "My. wife is in an awful condition con-dition ! From a medium fat woman she lias been reduced to skin and bones. She talks incessantly in a loud squawking squawk-ing voice, begins a sentence and never finishes it, and jumps from subject to subject without uttering anything that has the least sense to it." "H'm ! I see !" returned the physi-cion. physi-cion. "Go home, Mr. Gabbleby, and take out your party line telephone at once. Your wife has been listening in on it too much.'.' Kansas City Star. , |