Show Spree Shocks Spinster By PEGGY JOHNSON I was sitting there and I thought someone asked me if I wanted to go on a and I said thinking to Sounds Was I ever amazed when they handed me a ticket to the Spinsters Spree and asked me for 85 which is practically one relief Being I decided to scour the campus for a After searching all the buildings for I finally wandered into the C. I. and found not just one but one and a The second individual had been rejected by the draft board because he didn't have any anus or but he had beautiful so right off he flashed his charming smile at The first lad had lots of arms and legs but not much and his smile had a slightly moronic As it was going to be a I asked the first boy if he would like to spend an evening pushing other people around the Union He said he wasn't in the and he was a pacifist and didn't believe in pushing anybody around except the I informed him it was so if he mind too would he wear a At this point he had on gorgeous blue pants with a black shirt and a white so I took out my dark shook hands only broke two of my and and my date and I got to the party via the yellow peril We were in such a hurry to get in the door that he stepped right on the back of my and you know how especially old We put it together with his fountain pen and everything went dandy till my dream man hit Dean Austin in the eye with the billiard stick he was using to try and open a window to get rid of the smell of the What that happened when he dropped his cigar on my But it was a swell party and can hardly wait till the one tomorrow My old blue looks almost as good as the gasoline smell isn't half as bad as it see ya tamarra |