Show Felkner j Ferns to Drag Males in Spree for All By ESTHER FELKNER Armed with clever bits from Sub Tips for the Teens and Arthur Murray's to Add Personality to Your femmes of the campus will wow their men at the annual Spinsters' Spree for For some of it's been easy just the same old mug that they've gone with since junior high four dates to those four girls' Take the type who had a date to the She only accepted it because Johnny True Love didn't have a tux and four bucks and money for flowers and and and he I wouldn't want you to miss the not hell But if you accept that So she Her nights since that evening have not been Johnny True Love hasn't been Debating whether to fix him and show him she doesn't and admitting to her Prom date that she can't get anyone else has left her in a worse stupor than a freshman fellow after his first Kappa Sig rush Undaunted by this little teaser and the fact that it's only our heroine thinks up other good Of There's that cute fellow from Oregon in her chem So sure that he doesn't know anyone else and that he'd love to go with she doesn't even stop to think up a suave answer to have a she fumbles out of the chem building right on the feet of her big sister's boyfriend's little brother makes them practically cousins doesn't By this time she's up on her toes with snappy she think I'll take you to the girls' As he declines the she fairly shrieks with didn't really think I was And thinking of him makes her think of the soldier she met at the sorority morale He was the one who slung her clear across the room in one Texas while you Utah girls can really Just the thought of him Texas makes her turn yellow all over and her eyes do a race to her In desperation she calls up her sorority big who faithfully promises to haul her in a She utters an evening prayer as she flops into Now I lay me down to I wonder who the h she'll And thanks to old dear These dances are just once a i |