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Show -i Ruminatin $ Roundabout j In which Ruminator proposes to dream a lot, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are st'll above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a ho't-shot now and then while said Ruminat-or Ruminat-or can enjoy seeing the sparks fly. Stella: "1 told Dad that my sailor was the mark of my affection." affec-tion." Delia: "And what did your Dad do?" Stella: "He toed the mark!" The boat was sinking. The skipper rushed up to a crowd j of frightened passengers. "Who among you can pray?" he asked. "I can," answered a minister. "Then pray, mister," ordered the skipper. "The rest of you put on life preservers. We're one short." Beggar: "Say, buddy, could you give me two bucks for some coffee?" Businessman: "Two bucks? I always thought you fellows asked for a nickel for coffee." Beggar: "Yeah, I know, but I'm putting all my begs in one ask-it." ask-it." v |