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Show Ruminatin Roundabout j In which Ruminator proposes to dream a lot, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are sti'll above the sod to enjoy them, and f're a ho't-shot now and then while said Ruminator Ruminat-or can enjoy seeing the spark? fly. Husbands who are used to act, ing as dress models for their wives are said to be well broken in for jobs as first aid dummies. Teacher There's no difficulty in the world that cannot be overcome over-come ! Pupil Have you ever tried squeezing toothpaste back into a tube? A report reached us this week that ducks and geese are to be plucked from now on for their feathers for war use in army sleeping bags, to be exact. This now puts them in the same class with the taxpayers, who also al-so are undergoing the same treatment treat-ment for the same purpose. Salt Lake Times (Democratic). - 17' |