Show HOME HAPPENINGS A Conundrum Sheely prayed and the next day it snowed j y Sh The closest association I ever had with sheep was in being fleeced j J. J It seems like the good old times to have Miss Lenore Samson back among us J. J Dr Kingsbury in Chemistry Miss E. E how is sodium sulphate prepared Miss E. E promptly Not prepared today jt J. J Mr Joseph J. J Cannon and Mr George Morris skated from Lehi to Provo during the holidays They report good skating on Utah Lake Translating And Sinus was skilled in Greek Art Barnes I wonder if that is the Greek eek Art Professor Cummings teaches Why is it that Dan who is a drunkard drunkard drunkard drunk drunk- ard is a good singer Because when he was having his voice cultivated he irrigated it well Rupert Dunford and several old U. U of U. U boys have returned from the coast with the cavalry troops We hope to see them back in their old haunts soon A 0 Ridges at the Delta Phi banquet Pass the nut-crackers nut Little i 1 want to crack a joke C. C M. M taking cra crackers kers Get in here I Dickerman Mr N has been seriously ill during the h holidays He has has a severe attack of la grippe He was scarcely ly rid of us when a greater evil overtook him We hope to see him in his usual good health in a few days Miss Bertha Wilcken is now nov teaching in Colonia Dublan Mexico She expected expected expected ex ex- to complete the Arts course in inthe inthe inthe the spring but as the necessary books are indefinitely lodged in the Custom CustomHouse CustomHouse CustomHouse House she will not be able to o do so t It is with much pleasure that we see seethe seethe seethe the American Soldier Manila is being edited and run by U. U of U. U boys Ike Russell of course is in editor Charles R R. Mabey a last years year's sophomore sophomore sophomore more is associate editor Good luck to you boys I Skating dancing bob bob- sleighing and receiving Xmas presents have been the sports sports' of the holidays studying working sitting up late and saying mean things about the faculty for forgiving forgiving forgiving giving us hard work will be the sports I of the next few weeks J The date for the next Delta Phi ball is fixed for Friday the of January The same committee who handled the thelast thelast thelast last one so successfully have this ball in charge A feature of the ball that is sure to prove attractive is the enlarged orchestra orchestra or or- chestra that will play special selections for the occasion jt A t Several skating parties partie's have been given on the Cannon pond since the skating season began At one of these two young gentlemen and a young lady be became became be- be came reckless and skated off the ice into the muddy water When they had been been- helped out of the water one of the young gentlemen was heard to say Now Josie try and keep cool J j The dance given Wednesday night Dec by the class of 00 quite atoned for the noise and confusion made madei I Iby by its mem members all day Wednesday The The- floor of Room 28 was in excellent condition condition condition con con- and this with the enlarged orchestra orchestra orchestra or or- chestra made the dancing particularly particularly- agreeable Tables prettily decorated with smilax were set in Room 3 32 IThe I- I The talked of social given by the 99 girls was a decided success Although all the members of the faculty were invited invited invited in in- yet only a few were present Those who did come come together with a few of the College Class of 99 enjoyed themselves listening to the musical program and playing various games About 11 o'clock dainty were served by hy the girls Then the tables were taken out of Room 1 15 and the merry throng ended a pleasant evening in an impromptu dance j The General Physics Class met Satur Saturday Saturday Saturday Satur Satur- day morning when the following original experiments were merrily performed Un a la Physique 1 Crucibles aux bivalves 2 Fibres 3 4 Strata 5 Spheroids oblates au baquet et de mercur 6 7 Douceur Brune A la lamaitre lamaitre lamaitre maitre de 8 Special rul rules s were prepared for the occasion and were strictly adhered to Full reports of all the they experiments were made Then the class disbanded voting the days day's work the most satisfactory one of the of-the the school year A fc The most successful and no doubt the most enjoyable ball all given by the U. U of U. U students during the year was that given by the Delta Phi at Christensen's Thursday Thursday Thursday Thurs Thurs- day Dec Every minute from the sweet strains of the first waltz to Home Sweet Home Horne was filled with delight There were there old Alumni and new Alumni old students and new students old friends and new friends and the manly forms of our own soldier boys All were congenial the program was excellent and the music some ome of the sweetest and most select ever played in the West The committee having charge of the affair was Alfred J. J Ridges Jr Joseph J. J Cannon Walter W. W Little H. H Claude Lewis George Q Morris j The Delta Phi banquet the preparation preparation preparation tion of which was shrouded in such my mystery mystery- was given behind the closed doors of the library the night of Dec Nineteen sober but genial faces gathered around the large table and listened to the following toasts Christmas and its Significance Mr P. P Charles Petterson Hot Cider Christmas Story Chester W Ames snaps Ginger-snaps and Hot Cider Tonight and its Significance I Mr S. S L. L Richards Hot Cider and Ginger Chaps The College Women Mr Walter W. W Little Hot Chaps and Ginger Cider Memories Mr H. H Claude Lewis Hot Cider Chaps and Ginger Snaps Idealism Mr J. J J. J Cannon Hot Snaps and Cider Yaps Reminiscences of a Bachelor Mr G. G Q Morris Cider Mr Ames repeated the closing verses of Tennyson's Princess The banquet ended with a toast by Toast Master A. A J. J Ridges and a hearty shake hand-shake all around 14 EDITOR CHRONICLE In In your paper for Decem December ber there was published an article under Our School W World orId that does not I 1 think reflect the feeling of the students Throughout the article there is a current of discontent and envy that seems to frustrate the very end that t the e writer as a seeker after knowledge should hold most in sight The large and generous gifts that differ different different different ent men and women of wealth have given to the various colleges are held up in contrast to our great needs and ies Is it quite kind and fair of the writer to do this To me it is as the ungrateful of a child who disregards the love and care of its parents and sees only their poverty in contrast with the wealth of their neighbors Many are working hard to build up the University and the students should appreciate appreciate appreciate ap ap- their efforts rather than try to f.- f. rouse discontent ouse discontent at their J Elk Eli ti |