Show Ht A J O. O I. I t r l rJ BY y o O DAVE DAV E The Deltas got away with the hit and run act to perfection at tho the U day feed teed last Friday We Ve feel moved to snicker at the ignorance of certain uncertain sundry sundry sundry sun sun- dry and divers freshmen who have havethe havethe the delusion strapped on their backs that U day Is the proper occasion on which to beautify the landscape with green With that safely off our mind sure mind sure we have a mind mind we we beg leave to present for the first last and only time our latest marvel of or stagecraft stagecraft- a tremendous drama of powder puffs putTs lipsticks pink teas an and hair parted the middle le gents gents gents-a a powerful play we repeat in three acts and a corresponding corresponding corresponding corre corre- number of tomatoes All was dark and mysterious the lights were out ever and anon a swishing sound could be heard the heard the trolley was off the wire Inquirer You Inquirer You sa say you ou were reported report report- ed d for failure to attend military militar lec lec- lect tures Be De of good cheer for you ou trav l in select company Profs Mathews and amI Carrington are right with you No charge only next time you come in our office door do not mistake the office towel for the doormat door door- mat thank mat thank you ou e Texas vs Utah at the assembly hall tomorrow night Both debating teams are prepared with the latest model alibis and stopwatches that fail to stop Texas debaters should be masters of fierce invective at least if the general run or we should say of say flow of the elements in the sometimes sunny south If any more of these gents who things make malte their appearance in a certain downtown newspaper we warn the postoffice that one more bomb than the Ule quota for la i May will circulate through the mails malls Possibly the sticky fingered individual individual indi indi- vidual who took the Ule from front the library files is the same unmitigated unmitigated unmitigated gated thief who removed remo our wad of gum gun from the the northeast exposure of our desk Wonder Vonder what's keeping Lizzie Willard Villard Spence says sas that when Greek meets Greek the they start a restaurant res res- The Deseret gymnasium handball- handball ers came ame back from the L. L A A. Athletic Athletic Athletic Ath Ath- letic club with a tale of woe The L. L A. A A. A C. C team took the title of course Los Los' Angeles is a good place for aspiring young athletes to avoid When the prof bores The student snores A condition which puzzles our brain ditto brain ditto you knocker knocker knocker-is is this Why is the water in the drinking fountain in the gym always warm while the showers are freezing cold bound volume of used paper paper per napkins napkins nap nap- kins will be given the successful con can When you wait in line hue linein in in the cafeteria cafeteria cafeteria cafe cafe- teria for or what seems ages and ages and you see some fellow seat himself beside the girl whom you wished to entertain entertain entertain enter enter- tain between bites bites and and some roughneck roughneck roughneck rough rough- neck friend gargles his steak in a manner to make your our mouth ache ache ache- and another friend Inhales his soup obstreperously and and the gent in front of you hesitates before the hash and says Aha the great mystery and you wonder whether you ought to pay for the lunch of that girl who keeps laughing at what you say say and and then finally you arrive In front of the beans blans and you say Give me some of this whatever it is and is and then you suddenly remember that you haven't a cent on your person person person-oh oh boy boy aint aint it a rand gr and gl 1 lor gl loroas lor- lor ous oas feeling not Honkus Ig Ig-Ig Ig Ig observes that the Pi Kap succession In the presidential chair lair continues unbroken Fe Ire e best who loveth best best best- isn't that It Some of at our dear cabaret cab ret aret slickers must certainly be afflicted afflict afflict- ed with housemaids housemaid's knee 4 Louis W. W Larson who teaches En th when not otherwise occupied suggests l that we place at the top of or orI I this column right under that offer offen fie cut the line your our nose noser noseF r F lows s which we we think is pretty D nice nice Ice for a prof I From what we are able ably to ascer- ascer t tun both by hy eye ee and ear the peace conference rence is almost as livel lively as one j gJ fi those good oo 1 f faculty culty meetings f S t t 1 fr 1 W fV ti t. t L I |