Show HASH I Ladie es Ladie e es an we present for or your approval approval Mr Dave in the notorIous no no- orious conglomeration of or nonsense Hash b by I. I Second unsuccessful ful ul season with the same cast including including ing Willie Honkus Ig Ig-Ig Ig Ig Lotto Lotta Lot- Lot wi to Wind Vind et al Admission free excluding exclude excludeing ing ng NOT A MOVIE For POl poor unadulterated flights of imagination ve ye hand the bird seed to the gent wh called the Saltair engine a panting monster I. I t When you look out over the tle vast expanse of faces arms legs s etc which grace the verdant green of f the campus feeling lonesome and you fall to see any of the old brigade and you yearn for far places and fair fall faces and then you then then you spy the shining mug of an old pal pal pal-oh oh boy aint it it ita a grand and glorious feeling Our menagerie The fhe man eating liar for tor obvious reasons name is withheld withheld withheld with with- held The great Yap just just look about you The American found found in any of the sorority houses To be continued continued con con- in our next What ho the football season ushering ushering ushering usher usher- ing In broken noses and black eyes stiff knees and charley horses truly Us a grand old game Dots Dot's a bum game dose craps From our view point we can see one great advantage brought about abou by the present tenor of our way and that is the promised extinction of th the and his pal the parlor parlo poodle Willie the the- great authority on all varieties of athletic endeavor announces announces an an- a course in effective poker poke playing The course includes a study of finger gymnastics and control o othe of the upper lip Graduates of the school will never attempt to bluff with an ace since the fallacy of such tactics tactics tac tac- tics is pointed out by Professor The only time a man should bluff declares declares de de- de- de clares dares Willie is when he is in a two two- handed banded game on a desert and the bluffer blur blur- fer carries an axe Inquirer You cant can't kid us with that tha old stuff if you have the Spanish in in- Why dont don't you cut out eating eating eat eat- ing Chili Chill tamales and stuffed peppers If this strenuous course fails carbolic acid Is a good remedy Weekly Semi-Weekly Worse I When the moonlight streams over the mountain The water le leaps ps spraying from the fountain Is it then oh is it then You wish you hadn't spent that ten |