Show I L LETTERS ETTERS of a Sophomore to his DAD 0 P f Dear Deal Dad I am having a little trouble My y girl thinks that with all the push and leadership I have that I should get her chosen to be queen of something on the campus Queens are all the rage here this year Every time they have something it requires a queen She thinks that I am just wonderful wonderful wonderful won won- and can do anything but I dont don't know how to manage this She is just as good looking as any I of the queens we have had here and her personality outside of being beI being be be- I ing slow getting ready to go places I is really I She wants to be Queen of the themay themay I may Decoration Day Dar Queen Examination Examination Examination Ex Ex- Week Queen Legislators Legisla Legisla- tors Biennial Budget and Beauty Queen Graduation or ate Queen She says she would be queen of anything only she doesn't want to be Queen of the Engi Engi- She says that job is like being queen of the beasts She sa saus saes s she doesn't know what they need but it sure isn't a queen Some think that what they need jis its jisa a greased pig or a half grown cougar cou cou- gar gar anything anything they could roll in inthe inthe inthe the mud or hide in a box They dont don't really need a queen but just something to wave at the medics and lawyers lawyerS' They seem to take their ideas of from Henry Henry Henry Hen Hen- HenI I ry VIII I just ordered a book called Wall Vall Flowers and Clinging Vines It is a book hook on character charm and personality for sorority girls I am going to read it so I Ican Ican Ican can be ready with a helpful suggestion suggestion sug sug- n when necessary necessary I only have to pay down plus a few cents postage and if I dont don't like it after Ive I've read it I can return it in ina a week and get my money back And this brings me to the last sentence which you may have guessed already I need a dollar and a few cents about 95 I imag imag- ine I hate to buy this book but they dont don't have it in in the library They have books on everything from asters to zinnias cucumbers hops and but not this book I have firmly resolved to use my spring vacation to get ahead in all my casses cassese I always look forward to hearing from you Your son Willum Villum Dun |