Show I II HALLUCINATIONS I OF A FROSH Climaxing a wonderful three-day three celebration celebration celebration tion the medical students of the University of Utah retired to their halls to discover that their queen had been stolen The medics for some undisclosed reason immediately suspected suspected suspected sus sus- the engineers The queen a Miss Hilda J. J had been left under heavy guard in in the chem bio-chem lab while her subjects were off conducting the many fine exhibits in the Medical exposi exposi- tion While they were gone shadowy figures crept into the lab through crypts in the unfinished unfinished unfinished south wing neatly did away with the heavy guard who was so heavy he could scarcely scarcely scarcely scar scar- cely wrinkle his own nose and the queen Shortly afterward the medics blissfully happy at the success of their exhibits returned to the lab only to find their colleague just returning returning re re- re- re turning to consciousness and looking as bumpy as as the road to love The guard having O told hisO his his' story subsequently beaten back into oblivion the others under super Melvin Denver Deck looked about for clues Mr Deck has admitted that what first led him to suspect the engineers was the smell of twenty-five twenty cent whiskey but there is no doubt that the Phi Delt Deli which had pin been hung on one of the cadavers the T squares slide rules and other such technical equipment which had been left about and the well-known well engineer who was stuck in the south wing window help help- helped helped ed to confirm the opinion Immediately neg negotiations were b beg begun e g o u n through the administration for the return of the queen Changes of violation of the Lindberg g Act were pres pressed ed finally against the men with the fairy ears and they admitted having taken the queen and promised to return her Her attitude was too cold and clammy anyway said the engineer who returned the queen and her fishy eyed silence was Particularly particularly depressing To the Chronicle reporter report er he added darkly Ill bet they accuse us of spilling spilling spilling spill spill- ing some of the embalming 0 fluid out of her |