Show LETTERS o of a Freshman to io his Mother of er erBy By Willie I Dear Ma a Ill I'll soon be coming home and lv Ive I've had enough with still a week to golts go Its It's just before the battle now Ma a and everybody is on the look look- out The Library is running the tho Union out o of business this week There are two ways to pass in a course one way is to know the stuff and the other way is not quite so hard Some of the students are getting ponies ready now You may think you know what a pony is but hut you dont It is not a horse atall at ataU atall all aU like we ride on the tho range It is just some notes to sorta sorts ride over an exam on A pony is something that a teacher hunts for during the test like Button button whose's got the button 1 If one is caught he is it just like in the button game only Nobody likes to get caught because it shows he is careless rather than honest The teachers are arc always anxious to find finda a cheater so they can teach him himan an extra lesson in character build build- ing mg I was sick to go to the graduation graduation graduation tion exercises but I cant can't get a ticket till I graduate My sophomore sophomore more friend says he sneaked in last year by telling the usher he had a arnote note for the president that's just like like a sophomore and when he had hac enough he tried to sneak out but bu but Deen Ballif caught him and made madeI madee him i m go back in He says its it's just jus I like a funeral only they dont don't have havea a corpse They have flowers slow music and a sad speech and everyone everyone every every- one is dressed in black and looks very sorry He says it sure gets get you down Ive I've met net a lot of fine students and teachers this year Some of our faculty have been to many universities universities universities all aU over America They say our janitors have been educated in Edinburg and Copenh Copenhagen gen It has been a great year for forme forme forme me and I have been attacked by agencies of education on all sides but I dont don't change much Your son WILLIE |