Show Observations By Jack Buckle Well ladies and gentlemen we have come at last to the end of school and school publications publications publications and I admit it is with the hint of a tear in my eye and a catch in my voice that this swan song is being written Its It's really been fun turning these epics out each week and al although although al al- though none none of them have been worth while they've all had a little of my effort behind them so it is with sincere emotion I 1 thank those of you who have taken a few minutes off from those precious hours devoted to study and have spent them scanning these works Although Although Although Al Al- though they haven't been funny they've at least been clean and my real reward will comein come comein comein in years to pass when St. St Pete asks for my earthly achievements and I can say in clear ringing rinsing tones I HI wrote a clean college co col col- 1 But enough of this prattle why prattle why get sad when school is nearly ended and we can once again return to the old homestead and bosoms of our parents Instead we should be happy and gay and think of the brighter side of life with its finer moments so I happily recall those foolish incidents which have popped up during the year and have brightened the days they blessed Naturally the first one hinges on the freshman freshman fresh fresh- man who filled out his first registration in sue such sucha h a manner that it has become famous and reprinted reprinted re re- re printed in the Digest It seems that the la lad d had become quite confused as he proceeded d down the unending list of questions and when after filling in name age and date he hit upon n the query Sex he rightly took a few minutes minutes min min- utes uses off to ponder the situation Finally he hi hit t upon a solution and taking his pencil in hand han d and sweeping away all inhibitions he firmly wrote the word that has become infamous s throughout the land Occasionally Similarly other natural events which w we e have all hoped for but never been fortunate enough to witness have been reported as occurring occurring oc oc- at this particular institution and it i is i quite enviously that I 1 write about certain students students stu dents who have heard our revered professors say Watch the board black-board while I run through it again and This is what I have in mind as they quickly erased the slate But such was not my lot to happen upon and I had to be content with the regular prearranged gags which have gassed hardy soldiers of years gone by for my quota of humor r. r But now ow as you would say I must be off and in the same manner that a man bus spends his free week riding a street car and a sailor uses shore leave motor boating Im I'm going going going go go- ing to start my vacation of loafing about now but unless you get tired or I get retired Ill I'll see you again next year so until then as the Danish say Watch the fjords go by pd ad adv v. v |