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Show WITH THE JESTERS No Ornament. "Won't the new stenographer work?" "No." "Well, tire her. She isn't that pretty." In Happyland. First Flea Been on a vacation? Second Flea No, on a tramp. New York Suu. The Reason. "Was his bankruptcy due to a lack of brains?" "Yes a lack and a lass." Wayside Tales. For Freedom. Convict "I'm here for having five wives." Visitor "How are you enjoying en-joying your liberty?" The Common Gift. "Was It much of a wedding?" "I should say. The bride and groom received eight clocks." Press Work. j She "Can you give me a proof of your IoV He (kissing her) "Well, there's an Imprint of It." Th; Champion. "How long did It take you to put your little brother to sleep?" "Only one round." Life. Early Habits. Ethel Are they engaged? Clara Not yet. He still hires a tail when they go to a show. As to Luck. "Do you think Friday Is unlucky?" "No, I was born on a Friday." "Well, what do your parents think?" Busy. "Did you do any fi fishing while you were on your vachilon?" "A little. lit-tle. I did more fly swatting." All Fixed. "What has become otf the chappie who used to rock the b-vit?" "He has an automobile now." Broadly Illustrated. "Pa, what's an entailed estateT" "The earth Is, my sou. The meek are to inherit it, so we're told." Seeking Information. Rub What's all the crowd down there on the corner? Dub A man has hiccoughs. Compensation. "That's fair enough?" "Yes?" "Even the fortune hunter sometimes has to pay the guide." Wayside Tales. Sartorial Note. Some of our flappers seem to think that when a woman's dress is above reproach It Is beneath contempt. The One Who Lost. Safety So Jack is engaged, is he? And is Fanny the bride-to-be? First No; she is the tried-to-be. |