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Show YOUR UNCLE SAYS. i&r " Wo wonder why it is that people always yell for front seats 'at a theatre and then hunt out back seaU-at seaU-at church, A wise woman never faints unlost there is a handsome man nearby to catch her when she falls. , Most any editor can reaa an obit- ' uary notice and tell at a glance it the decedent's subscription to hi: home-town paper was paid up. There seems to be all sorts of i meetings in Europe except making I both ends meet. " i - j Another thing we've never Been able to understand is why n-.oui rnei- attribute their success to brains and j their failures to bad luck. ( A Chicago man wants a dlroio ' because his wife hasn't shotted to ' iim for IS years. Maybe she ' .bought she had nobody to talk to WRONGENGIilSH. t "Pop, Do they call a man wltl. ' nore than one wife a bigamist." "No, a capitalist, son." Adding Machine Papr 15 cents -. r oil. v Repetition is the secrrt or success t ul publicity. joe Mercer went to the city to bu;. -1 3hrislmas goods, motoring y Wei: 1 lesday and back Sunday. ' . - h Homo is a place to stay while tin , :ar is being fixed. Ex. ,- |