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Show IN THE WAY HE SHOULD GO Father Determined to Spare No Pains in the Proper Upbringing of His Offspring. In Cliicnjro they toll of the great pride which the parents of a ceriain Ind take in him. Father is determined to make him a great business man, a veritable captain of industry. One day the mother heard loud screams emanating from an adjoining adjoin-ing room and rushed in to investigate the cause. Father "was vigorously administering ad-ministering chastisement to the young hopeful. "James! - James! Why are you thrashing Harry?'' demanded the wife. "Because I caught him in a lie. thafs why,'' said the father, continuing the thrashing. "A lie? You say a lie?" "Yes! T will teach him to lie better than that if I have to break every bone in his bodv !'' Enslaved. "Our new office boy is in love with our prettiest stenographer," remarked Mr. Dubwaite "What are you going to do about it?" . , "Nothing. I nope he'll remain true to her. For (he first time since he's been here hes always around when we want him." Birmingham Age- ; Herald. A wife never hates to ask her husband hus-band for money any woi-s than he hates to have her do H. A prayer that is long drawn out is apt to be narrow. |