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Show A Guilty Conscience. "You look troubled, Zeke," remarked 'Squire Witherbee. "I am that, 'Squire," said Chigger-vllle's Chigger-vllle's best-known loafer. "I've been down to th' gospel tent hearln' that new sawdust evangelist preach on th' sin of idleness. Before th' feller got through, dog my cats if I didn't think he was personally acquainted with me !" Birmingham Age-Herald. They'd Know About It. One day young aunty was left In charge of the small apartment and the two children. "I'm going into the kitchen to prepare pre-pare baby's milk, . Bobby," she said Importantly; "you be sure to call me when he wakes up." "Oh. you'll hear him for yourself," flung Bobby; "that kid turns himself on the minute he wakes up lie's his own alarm clock !" |