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Show GIHLS! SHOW 'EM TH' LEAP YEAR STEP! II P P Oh, the shame of it! Girls of Oak City we're talking to you! It's a blot on the fair 'scutcheon of Millard. Just read below what the poor MERE MEN of Oak City have to do. Invite the fair ones to an Exhibit. Put the article ar-ticle up on display; make it go thru its paces. And even bribe the ladies to grab one off with the inducement of some of their own cooking. Even say they can jump onto them when they are down Why one sufferer writes us: Beckwith, Needle Thumb plumb busted. Must have e seamstress at once. Another says Send barrel immeejjettly Sam Powell would run me in if out in this garb I'm all to rags. And another wails the pitiful plaint: Dead tired of Salt Sides and Mormon Gravy. Wont a girl have a heart? Girls:- Even if some of them are a little shelf worn even if some of them limp, or another may But here, we have a beter plan. We'll just publish the ad of those poor afflicted and tortured males of the genus Homo and when some of the Delta girls see it those female vamps will wing across to Oak City and the young chickens will say "Cut-Cut-Cut-Ka-Daw-Kutt" right under the nose of some or the men, and the Oak City lassies will think a Chicken HAWK has been. And competition will loosen the worst case of tongue-ticdness tongue-ticdness ever seen. So Delta girls, just invade that barn yard, and make those Oak City chickens get into high gear. Here's the tale of woe. BATCHELORS' ANNUAL DANCE AND SOCIAL LADIES! An Elaborate LEAP YEAR Opportunity!' Our Club now has THIRTY-FIVE choice Knikhts who will be put on the market at this time.- A Splendid bunch! All sizes, all complexions, and all with most Admirable Dispositions! The slightest hint ladies, will bring yourchoice We also have Fifteen others just as good, on the shelf, who will consent to come dow for "One Night Only." Get them while they're down. This is without question the Best and Cheapest Offer our club has ever made. Even the poorest one is a winner. Needless to say we're serving Free Punch, and every lady capturing one of our Noble Adherents will, immediately following follow-ing the dance, be escorted to a most Elegant Supper. A few specialties during the dance. As for instance: Ashort playlet "The Bachelor's Dream." We cordially ask your presence with us for a good time. Ever Yours, THE OAK CITY BACHELORS' CLUB. Tickest $1.00 Ladies Free. Spectators 25c. Five Piece Orchestra. |
