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Show ANY AUTO CAR Choo-choo, choo-choo, little car, costly wagon that you are! Year by yar you keep me broke, with my Sunday hat in soak. Says my wife at divers times, "Why not salt away some dimes? We are getting old jjy dear, growing older every year, ind a bundle would be nice, but we ilways lack the price. Go and see J. Henry Hank, he who runs the sav-Liig sav-Liig bank and with him arrange to salt helpful kopecks in his vault." "To that graft I do aspire, but the livver needs a tire,'' I reply with earnest mien, "and she's needing gasoline; she's developing a knock and the way mechanics talk, all her works are badly balled she must soon be overhauled." Says my wife "I sorely need quite a bunch of chicken feed; for my bonnet is a shame and my shoes have made me lame, and the cottage needs repairs and we must have rocking chairs; the fence is out of plumb and we look as though we're coming from a line of backward boobs" "But the flivver needs new tubes," I exclaim with rising ire, "and the spark plug? will not fire; I need greases to an-noint an-noint Lizzie's universal joint, and the wheels have come unpacked and the differential's cracked, AND IT'S USELESS TO INSIST on c. bit o! r-oin 1 wist." Chug-chug, chug-:'. chug-:'. u'r little car. what a costly thing oii are! |