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Show I LIFE?S I LITTLE j jests mm 1 lair mk& l3 M" ALL FIXED UP An Italian was being examined In the civil service commissioner's room for a laborer's position. He was fluent in most of his answers, and it appeared he would pass without any difficulty. But his downfall came when they asked if he had been naturalized. He seemed a bit puzzled, but at last his face lighted up and he said: "Ah, I know whata you mean. Scraicba da arm. Yes, lasta week." A Similar Token Hilda (married a fortnight) I do think it was kind of him to give us a wedding present. We scarcely knew him. Jack Oh, well, you see, I sent a wreath when his wife died. I suppose he remembered I thought of him In his trouble, so he would think of me in mine. Very Good One day a man in a show stood op und said, "I will tell any young man the name of his future wife." A bright young man out of the audience stood up. Showman What is your name? Young Fellow It Is Brown. Showman The name of your wife, wjll be Mrs. Brown. JUST BY THE BARD Wlfle (reading paper) One of the prisoners In this penitentiary has published pub-lished a poem. Hubby Remarkable how 1( It signed? Wlfle Just signed "By the Burred,." Smile Away Triala fie- who smiles and lauerha away The little trial! of lite today. Will live to a-nlle and laugh away ' A greater trial another day! Feminine Arts-in Cleveland Miss Sabertooth Do you" think that Bonechisel girl uses makeup? Miss Stonehummer Sure, she does. You know that black eye she claims she pnt from an admirer that's all artificial. Doesn't Bother Hint Mrs. Newlywed (at breakfast) It's really awful the way you snore, Rollo, dear. Can't something be done to stop It? It's very annoying. Rollo My dear Lulu, I assure you It doesn't annoy me in the least. A ROUGH JOB Rabbit What's your new Job? Turtle I'm n waahboard at the beaver's laundry Not Much Use Said the old scrub bull As he gaaed through the fenoe, "The man who uses me Ain't got muoh sense." An Unfading Mental Picture Brown I U9ed to know her when she wore short dresses. Black I did not know you were that old. Brown Oh, that was only two years ago- One Sure Success "Six of my sons are studying to be artists and writers, the seventh Is leurnlng to be a bricklayer." "Arent you rather optlmlBtlo, thinking think-ing he can support the six of them?" Fliegende Blatter (Munich). Absent-Minded Doe Patient Doctor, give me some good advice. snore so awfully that I enn't sleep on account of H," Doctor Couldn't you go in bed In the room next to this? |